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Igbo Men With There Smartness by starlight101(m): 3:01pm On Jun 18, 2015
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married
a
Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with
resident permit, but the lady was not aware of
this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya
because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in
that
part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady
returned home one day and informed the guy
that
she met her friend, a Swedish lady also
married to
a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner
together. The Naija guy was disturbed and
kept
thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.
He
postponed and postponed the proposed dinner
until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D
DAY
came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our
Naija
guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in
spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The ladies asked their husbands to
communicate
in their local dialect since they are both from
same country (Kenya). The Naija guy being a
man of great savvy decided he will just speak
Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he
will
claim that he is from another tribe and region
in
Kenya. Then he started "Nwanne a wum nwafo
owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee,
daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied
"Ah
Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru
ndigbo
uzo ha. E chekwa m na m'enwela m nsogbu
taa
taa. Abu m nwafo Mbaise . Nwanne biri kam
mbiri. They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's
no
dey carry last.

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Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by DeHero1: 3:09pm On Jun 18, 2015
Do u expect me to laugh over what I don't understand?
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by kolatobs(m): 3:23pm On Jun 18, 2015
lol
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by THUNDER4real(m): 3:24pm On Jun 18, 2015
LOLZ...
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by Eniqurl(f): 5:15pm On Jun 18, 2015
Lolz.
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by mstik(f): 5:17pm On Jun 18, 2015
Only Igbo people will understand this.
Lmao
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by NazzyE: 5:23pm On Jun 18, 2015
we Igbos no dey carry last
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by somcherry(f): 8:04am On Jun 19, 2015
grin
Re: Igbo Men With There Smartness by bolington(m): 8:42am On Jun 19, 2015
u try sha, for the editing, d original joke its a yoruba guy. No come begin praise igbos for here. Lol (raises eyebrow)

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