Dayo was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day dayo came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

"Your honour," he said, "I wanna get out a warrent for that dirty lawyer of mine."

"Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?"

"Well, your honour," replied dayo, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."

i bin dey suspect d kurukereness of kerewa & benjy

_{I hope you're not refering to me}

'cos dayo and stanley acted the play

Dayo was charged with stealing a Mercedes [b]Ben[/b]z

Tatafo!

he's a professional

but not yet actin as a pro lyk una

u & toilet fly na paddy nah so no close mouth

@joke
nice one there.

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tyty wats this

hope ure not drunk again

He drank four cartons of Vodka that's why he's acting like that

crazy pikin say after me S H E gud lad

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tyty wats this

hope ure not drunk again

blame crazykid nw, i told him o

iyawo ho far?it seems dis ur tred is infected ooo

no so i c am o

who u dey kis

me

liar

liarer

i tell my baby 4 u

Tell

my clumsy will beat u for me yesterday