On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said,

"That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed...... On the second day, God created
the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks,
and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty- year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you
possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the
dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat,
sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For
the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain
the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.


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nice one

Soooo cool

Grand parents can misbehave eeh.

But thank GOD ALMIGHTY for everything after all

Cool...

Hmmmm....should I say story for the gods

MEN

Nice