Akpos lamentation
"I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her
father gave me
this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my
potential father-
in-law that I need to use the rest room which he
obliged.
Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through
it's window
and ran out of the
compound....!
DID YOU JUST ASKED WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have
done if you
were in my shoes !
Over to you !
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR
MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND
IN BLOCK
LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a month
between five
hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO,
do not
continue. Leave my house immediately and don't
look back. If
all your answers are YES,
Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages
of cheating
in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect
to your father in- law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to
fix my hair
at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________________
___________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why
you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As
used by
women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids
between the father and the mother?
________________________________
Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
___________
_________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized photograph
below which
will be used as advertisement in a popular national
newspaper
to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged "only if
you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other
details in
case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES"

*yawns*

so many dry jokes nowadays...

































FTC sha