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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by shema101(f): 8:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
loomer:
Tah, make I hear, some people dey without any of this characteristics and dem be badest cultist

Naso joor... Gone are those days when they flaunt all those attributes.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:23pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:


Captain June,
How are you. I can see you are a cultist.
Either a Viking or a Bucaneer.
I smell bucket though.
"Captain"

Keep sailing your ship to the rocks!
Where him dey sail go
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jun 22, 2015
opedaydydx9:
u mean o.t, most people don't understand this again as most cultists now a days are touts....

see am nt a tout.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by CaptainJune: 8:24pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:



Captain June,

How are you. I can see you are a cultist.

Either a Viking or a Bucaneer.

I smell bucket though.

"Captain"


Keep sailing your ship to the rocks!
ha ha ha. No bro. I'm not and will never be one. Tufiakwa! Cultists are cursed. That's what I meant. And yeah, that bucket and the shame that fills it when they eventually kick it make up the major part of their cursed existence. I'll advise you go through my posts before you label me one. Lol.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Tastemoney(m): 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2015
[b][/b] .....but Girls like bad guys...
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by lordhugo(m): 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2015
opedaydydx9:
egede


Egede YOUR LEFT EAR.

LEAVE CULTISM ALONE.

FACE BOOK!

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by XYZADIGOR7: 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2015
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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
That means you only know touts. those signs are not for cultist.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by lordhugo(m): 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
CaptainJune:
ha ha ha. No bro. I'm not and will never be one. Tufiakwa! Cultists are cursed. That's what I meant. And yeah, that bucket and the shame that fills it when they eventually kick it make up the major part of their cursed existence. I'll advise you go through my posts before you label me one. Lol.


You carry captain for your name na.












......NA TRUE YOU TALK SHA.

I don reason am.


Because my own moniker too sef carry "lord".

Abego!

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:



You de run for mrNL and you don use style tell nairalanders say you sabi confra matters well well.

You think say na hard man (boy in your case) dem de find?

YOUR VOTE DON SHORT O!

haba,blooda ah be gentle guy ooo,hard guy bawo,abeg make my vote no short..abeg...cool

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opey112(m): 8:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
Now we will see 5 sign to show your girl friend is a cultist too abi?mtcheeeeeew.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
ebohstepn:


see am nt a tout. Sumtimes u join sumtin nt becus u like to, but becus sumtin push u to.
Nw guy listen am a 3.38GPA Student of auchi poly ND2 SURVEY AND GEOINFORMATICS. I am nt a tout or a fool like u. Hav a nice day
baba I no be one oh, am just saying and am not a fool,..... Like you cus ur just in nd2, u don't knw wht lies ahead fr u, atleast I don comot such environment and when I was in school I was respected for whom I am, even without belonging.. Laff my fuckn ass out.. ND from ur comment it seems u were forced to join.. Sorry for u bro.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by preizton(m): 8:28pm On Jun 22, 2015
@ajahexcel, long time, how are u doing? Missing u guys!
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:


You carry captain for your name na.











......NA TRUE YOU TALK SHA.
I don reason am.

Because my own moniker too sef carry "lord".
Abego!
ah dey suspect your moniker sef "LordHugo"
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Valwezzy: 8:29pm On Jun 22, 2015
denkyw:
fallacy
[b]whatever, Just be warned[b\]
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:



Egede YOUR LEFT EAR.

LEAVE CULTISM ALONE.

FACE BOOK!
lol Lord Hugo, Facebook ko twitter ni, am telling wetin e mean u dey yab me, ok I no tlk again..
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by carzola(m): 8:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
cool cool cool those who do dont cap.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by lordhugo(m): 8:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
dubylhover:

yu must b a futoite


The old symbian generation futoites.


Not these android generation.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by CaptainJune: 8:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
opedaydydx9:
Where him dey sail go
Lol. Help me ask am o.

Well, he meant destruction sha. The words 'bucket' and 'rocks' suggest he is talking about sailing to ultimate destruction. That is for cultists, not me. I shall live a fulfilling life in the abundance of God's provisions. I shall not die but live and declare the will of God.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by omojeesu(m): 8:31pm On Jun 22, 2015
Informative and educative. Thank you.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:31pm On Jun 22, 2015
Lamispaco:
ah dey suspect your moniker sef "LordHugo"
no mind Lord Hugo **n
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
Yomieluv:
He takes a particular brand of alcohol,like "Lord's dry Gin". He's a buccaneer..
How you take know tongue
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by lordhugo(m): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
opedaydydx9:
lol Lord Hugo, Facebook ko twitter ni, am telling wetin e mean u dey yab me, ok I no tlk again..


Your information no pass well na and my blood de hot.


Sorry my broda....

I go tell alberto2k or 2dice to give you correct kush.


We de smoke but we nor be cultist.

NA SPOIL , WE SPOIL!
WE NOR DE THIEF!

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by CaptainJune: 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:


You carry captain for your name na.











......NA TRUE YOU TALK SHA.
I don reason am.

Because my own moniker too sef carry "lord".
Abego!
Lol. This guy, na wa to u o grin
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:33pm On Jun 22, 2015
carzola:
cool cool cool those who do dont cap.
not nowadays.... U go see am for Facebook tire sef not to tlk of nl
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jun 22, 2015
opedaydydx9:
baba I no be one oh, am just saying and am not a fool,..... Like you cus ur just in nd2, u don't knw wht lies ahead fr u, atleast I don comot such environment and when I was in school I was respected for whom I am, even without belonging.. Laff my fuckn ass out.. ND from ur comment it seems u were forced to join.. Sorry for u bro.


what i wanted u to kn is dat nt every cultist are tout. Like me my book is my God be4 anytin else. Does cultist taking it as their work are d touts. Sorri 4 calling u a fool.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:35pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:


Your information no pass well na and my blood de hot.

Sorry my broda....
I go tell alberto2k or 2dice to give you correct kush.

We de smoke but we nor be cultist.
NA SPOIL , WE SPOIL! WE NOR DE THIEF!
lol.....
See as u dey toast me.... One love bro #nohomo
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by vizboy(m): 8:35pm On Jun 22, 2015
ok


Any thing else op

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by malawimarine: 8:36pm On Jun 22, 2015
the person when mention all this must be a cultist 2 because na cultist dey no he fellow cultist grin grin[color=#000000][/color]
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by carzola(m): 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
XYZADIGOR7:
Foolish man no d join cult, But d wise. Any fool dat join always misbehave
XYZ

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by chigoizie7(m): 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
ajahexcel:
If there is an inscription on the faces of people we come across daily telling us who they are, then we will have less chances of making the wrong friends.

But Nature has denied us that capacity of reading people's personality by mere appearance.

This Post is written to mark out the non-obvious signs that your boyfriend is a cultist and you don't know it.

Quick to the Point:

1. He Has A Dominant Colour:

The Red, Yellow, Blue etc colors have been colonized by cultists. If your boyfriend is always in red, black, etc, not just trouser or shirt but dominantly red example Phone pack, wrist watch, Glasses, face-cap, etc.

2. He Doesn't go To Class But Always Move Out Toward Night:

Most Cultist don't go out during the day because of their fear of rival cultist and if they must go out in the day, they always do that in group. They prefer night movement because they perpetrate evil in the dark hours.

If he is fond of leaving the lodge often in the night only to return at odd hours, that is a sign pointing to cultism.

3. His Clique of Friends:

If your boyfriend has this clique of friends that are always together sharing same symbols unknown, colors of evil, mystery words etc, then you might have been with a cultist without knowing it.

4. He doesn't Want People To Know His Apartment:

Cultist are aware that they will always cause trouble that will make them become hunted. In taking precaution, they do not tell people their apartment. The obvious is that if people don't freely visit your boyfriend then, he might be a cultist.

5. Strange Tattoo:

Although one won't conclude that tattoo is a mark of cultism, but many campus guys who wear tattoo belong to one cult or another. Tattoos like spider, snake, scorpion, axe, cross, etc are pointers that the wearer might belong to a cult.

The above five points among many others tell you that your best friend belong to a cult.

Note: You don't draw conclusions based on just one of the above mentioned points, if the person exhibits at least 3 out of these and any other obvious ones then you can make your inferences.

Cultism kills, Many who have gone down six feet and some who are still alive wish they never joined.

Why consider it in the first place?

Written By AJAH EXCEL ANAYO



Oga, all ur points are total trash, u never see cultism.

Boys wey dey do all those things u mentioned are boys scouts.


So, just like I love black as a universal color, I don become cultist?, just because I drew a tatoo for the fun of it, I am now a cultist? Just because, I am discrete, I don't meddle with peoples affairs and as such I don't want people to meddle with mine resulting to not letting anyone know my house for privacy reasons, I am not a cultist? Just because I belong to a friends club with a wierd way of greeting I am now a cultist? Just because I am a yahoo boi that sleeps all day and den awake all night, limiting my going out during d day, I am now a cultist?



What of other people, whose BF's are no longer students? How will she know that he is also a cultist?


U get point, but it does not hold water.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
ebohstepn:



what i wanted u to kn is dat nt every cultist are tout. Like me my book is my God be4 anytin else. Does cultist taking it as their work are d touts. Sorri 4 calling u a fool.
no problem, calling me a fool is not a big deal, I av learnt to tolerate insults as a way of being matured............ Just try DEY sub_m make u dey safe

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