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True Life Story Of A Dead Girl by oscarwodo(m): 4:51pm On Feb 26, 2009 |
This is a real story of a young exUnilag girl who passed > away last month. Her name was Lola. > She was hit by a train at Oyingbo on her way to work at > Apapa. > > She was working at the MTN call center. She had a boy > friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transfered > to Abuja . Both of them are true lovers even distance > could not separate them. > They were always talking on the phone. You could never > see her without her Cellphone. > > In fact she also changed Emeka's SIM from Celtel to > MTN, so both of them can be on the same network, and save > on the cost of calls. > > > She spends half of the day and most nights talking with > Emeka because she gets free calls. Lola's family > knows about their relationship. > > Emeka is very close with Lola's family in spite of the > tribal differences. (just imagine their love). > > Before she passed away at LUTH,she told her friends > "If I pass away, please bury me with my > Cellphone" she also said the same thing to her > parents. > > After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry > her body to the mortuary. > > A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. > They called more people and everybody tried to carry the > body, the result was still the same. Eventually, they > called a person who knew one of her priests in church who > had the gift of communicating with the dead. > > He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started > speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said > "this girl misses something here." > > Then her friends told him about her intentions to bury > her with her phone. > > He asked them to bring a coffin, then he opened it and > placed her phone and sim card inside the casket. After > that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved > and they carried it away easily. > > Everyone was shocked and sad, they were so shocked that > Lola's parents did not inform Emeka that Lola had > passed away and buried her quickly because of all the > unusual circumstances. > > After 2 weeks Emeka called Lola's mom, > > Emeka :, "Aunty, I'm coming to the house today, > it is Lola's birthday please I hope you will cook > something nice for me. > > Don't tell Lola that I'm coming to Lagos today, I > want to surprise her." > > Her mother replied, "OK You come to Lagos first, I > want to tell you something very important." > > > After he came, they told him the truth about Lola. Emeka > though that they were playing an April fool's joke. He > was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - > tell Lola to come out, i have a Birthday gift for her. > Please stop this nonsense". > > Then they showed the original death certificate to him. > They also gave him other proof to make him believe. > (Emeka started to sweat) He said, "Its not true. We > spoke yesterday. She still calls me. > > Emeka was shaking, > Suddenly, Emeka's phone rang. "he said, see this > is from Lola, see this, " he showed the phone to > Lola's family. all of them told him to answer. he > talked using the loudspeaker mode. > > All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no > cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of > Lola and there was no way others could use her staff sim > card since it is nailed inside the casket before she was > hurriedly buried. > > They were so shocked and asked for the same priest (who > can speak with the souls of the dead) again. This time he > brought his Bishop along to help solve this matter. > > He and his Bishop worked for 5 hours. > > Then, they discovered one thing which really > shocked them, > > > >Scroll down, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MTN still has the best coverage! > > > > "MTN Everywhere you go" is true!! Where ever you > go, MTN follows!!! > > > > Don't shoot me yet, > I am also looking for the person who started > this mail, so I can box him/her too. |
Re: True Life Story Of A Dead Girl by edogram(m): 5:00pm On Feb 26, 2009 |
haha funy |
Re: True Life Story Of A Dead Girl by Abdul2c: 1:52pm On Feb 27, 2009 |
This is toooooooooooo much!!!!!!!! I was reading it with goose pimples all over my skin. But u said it was a true life story.How much did MTN pay u? Share with the house,man. |
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