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True Life Story Of A Dead Girl by oscarwodo(m): 4:51pm On Feb 26, 2009
This is a real story of a young exUnilag girl who passed
> away last month. Her name was Lola.
> She was hit by a train at Oyingbo on her way to work at
> Apapa.
>
> She was working at the MTN call center. She had a boy
> friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transfered
> to Abuja . Both of them are true lovers even distance
> could not separate them.
> They were always talking on the phone. You could never
> see her without her Cellphone.
>
> In fact she also changed Emeka's SIM from Celtel to
> MTN, so both of them can be on the same network, and save
> on the cost of calls.
>
>
> She spends half of the day and most nights talking with
> Emeka because she gets free calls. Lola's family
> knows about their relationship.
>
> Emeka is very close with Lola's family in spite of the
> tribal differences. (just imagine their love).
>
> Before she passed away at LUTH,she told her friends
> "If I pass away, please bury me with my
> Cellphone" she also said the same thing to her
> parents.
>
> After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry
> her body to the mortuary.
>
> A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't.
> They called more people and everybody tried to carry the
> body, the result was still the same. Eventually, they
> called a person who knew one of her priests in church who
> had the gift of communicating with the dead.
>
> He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started
> speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said
> "this girl misses something here."
>
> Then her friends told him about her intentions to bury
> her with her phone.
>
> He asked them to bring a coffin, then he opened it and
> placed her phone and sim card inside the casket. After
> that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved
> and they carried it away easily.
>
> Everyone was shocked and sad, they were so shocked that
> Lola's parents did not inform Emeka that Lola had
> passed away and buried her quickly because of all the
> unusual circumstances.
>
> After 2 weeks Emeka called Lola's mom,
>
> Emeka :, "Aunty, I'm coming to the house today,
> it is Lola's birthday please I hope you will cook
> something nice for me.
>
> Don't tell Lola that I'm coming to Lagos today, I
> want to surprise her."
>
> Her mother replied, "OK You come to Lagos first, I
> want to tell you something very important."
>
>
> After he came, they told him the truth about Lola. Emeka
> though that they were playing an April fool's joke. He
> was laughing and said "don't try to fool me -
> tell Lola to come out, i have a Birthday gift for her.
> Please stop this nonsense".
>
> Then they showed the original death certificate to him.
> They also gave him other proof to make him believe.
> (Emeka started to sweat) He said, "Its not true. We
> spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
>
> Emeka was shaking,

> Suddenly, Emeka's phone rang. "he said, see this
> is from Lola, see this, " he showed the phone to
> Lola's family. all of them told him to answer. he
> talked using the loudspeaker mode.
>
> All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no
> cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of
> Lola and there was no way others could use her staff sim
> card since it is nailed inside the casket before she was
> hurriedly buried.
>
> They were so shocked and asked for the same priest (who
> can speak with the souls of the dead) again. This time he
> brought his Bishop along to help solve this matter.
>
> He and his Bishop worked for 5 hours.
>
> Then, they discovered one thing which really
> shocked them,
>
> > >Scroll down,
> >
> > >
>
> > >
>
> > >
>
>
> MTN still has the best coverage!
>
>
>
> "MTN Everywhere you go" is true!! Where ever you
> go, MTN follows!!!
>
>
> > Don't shoot me yet,
> I am also looking for the person who started
> this mail, so I can box him/her too.
Re: True Life Story Of A Dead Girl by edogram(m): 5:00pm On Feb 26, 2009
haha funy
Re: True Life Story Of A Dead Girl by Abdul2c: 1:52pm On Feb 27, 2009
This is toooooooooooo much!!!!!!!! I was reading it with goose pimples all over my skin. But u said it was a true life story.How much did MTN pay u? Share with the house,man.

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