TYPES OF SLAP
There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where sum1 gives u a
dirty slap and all u do is hold ur face & walk away, this kind
is normally received by newly born again
Christians.

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after u're hit, u keep
hearing sum funny sounds in ur brain like wiiiiiiiiiii & voices
n ur head singing
skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type dat makes sum1 4get
instantly wat he or she was doing, u find urself asking qstns
like
" what did I do?" who slap me? This type is
very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than
you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: Wen sum1 gives u this slap, u find
urself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of
ur own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi u be dey watch? I be no do
anytin oh, I just dey pass naim... This is
a slap from soldiers dat have missed promotion for a long
time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When u receive this slap, all u do is
just stand right where u r & watch the person walk away.
This is slap
from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment u download this slap u
start asking qstns dat don't need reply e.g " Mark you slap
me?...lol

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Very funny!

Don't get the pic tho

Twaci:
Very funny!
Don't get the pic tho

guess its part of his signature

Very funny