President Buhari be like
If i whooze U hot slap ehn, ur destiny go reset

lola

SUCH A LOVELY LEADER.

Tall man and short man forming serious discussion.

ELRUFAI WHY IS IT ONLY APC OWING SALARIES

doublewisdom:
El Rufia: Oga, shebi we agreed Osubande will not be invited to this meeting
Buhari: (spreads hand) No be me invite am o. I suprise to see am sef.

commissioner osinbajo arrest this man

why you no give my muslim brothers money to eat during ramandan? i heard you cancelled it?? why

bestestgirl:
Buhari: You feefle should understand na, I need the Nlng money more than you, Haba mana!
El Rufai: Kai Mallam, that was not the agreement fa, we must share the money!
Eavesdropping Governor: *thinking* Chai!! Ayaf died!! Mouth Odour efery wia!!

Lmao !!

Buhari is saying " kai elrufia why i go talk say i no mess?

Osinbajo don tire for dis people. Them just dey relegate am anyhow. See were him go hide.

[quote author=vizkiz post=35093936]buhari: shut up!

El-rufai: but sir

Buhari: I said shut your mouth! Abi make I tear you slap?

El rufai: Sorry sir!

Buhari:[s] which kin thing be this ehn? How you go tell me say goodluck no steal money too much? You know how much him remain for account? I dey craze? [[/s]/quote] why you go stop the rice distribution for kaduna?

PMB to El Rufai - GEJ has destroyed our Economy and we must get all of the people involved arrested.

El Rufai - What !!! Chai Diaris god oooooo !!!!

What is goin on wit dat deal,u seem not 2b working on it o.

I can see Wike,the slayer of Amaechi and Dakuku.

El Rufai once said that Buhari was by no means qualified to become president of Nigeria.

El Rufai has no shame.

Buhari: Na who sh*t for mosque pha?

El’ Rufai: …ehm, ehm

I can only see a Dogo Yaro and a Midget

Buhari: rufai, when is phyno and lamide releasing GHOST MODE 2. Rufai; oga i no know, but see olamide brother for ya back sir, ask am. Buhari; walahi i gbadun them song, see pino brother for ya back , ask am. *buhari now singing phyno song* after much nwanne ,kedu nke mere last.

bestestgirl:
Buhari: You feefle should understand na, I need the Nlng money more than you, Haba mana!
El Rufai: Kai Mallam, that was not the agreement fa, we must share the money!
Eavesdropping Governor: *thinking* Chai!! Ayaf died!! Mouth Odour efery wia!!

Girl you got me laughing out hard Thank Goodness I am still at home or else people will mistake me for mad person you funny no be small

Buhari: everybody should form serious pose please, they want to snap us o, let's give them something to open a thread for, who knows, it might even make front page.

Urgent Vacancy: One of the Five Star Colleges in Lagos State is in need of Bursar/Accountant. kindly submit your CV now at Pillars Private College 27, Mary Street, Bako Estate, Irawo Bus Stop, Mile 12-Ikorodu Road, Lagos. Or thepillarslagos@yahoo.com For more info: 09097244837
www.nairaland.com/2401012/urgent-vacancy-lagos

Guess what El-Rufa'i saying

the face you make When u r trying to dupe ur dad and he tells you I WILL CALL UR PRINCIPAL AND ASK.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Screw Buhari

Have you noticed that elrufai is holding his jaw in his hands in the same exact pose that APC warriors used to call "GEJ's clueless pose"? and Buhari's pose is the most 'clueless' pose of all.
But of course, they wont notice it now, they have selective blindness

RaDaZaBaNa:
Osinbanjo : Woss Photo ..I don pose oya Snap me !!

Bros dis our VP, na picture him go snap for Aso Rock o..
Seeee posing

Has anyone noticed that since Oshiomhole married that chick he does not wear 'Comrade" Khaki anymore?

hahahahaha!

Become an Entrepreneur, register your business name now (discount provided)

https://www.nairaland.com/2399853/register-business-name-us#35095478

To benefit, call:
08186971526 or
email: adekunleman@yahoo.com

Now available is grant opportunity for Enterpreneurs at LeadPath Nigeria, Africa Enterpreneurship Award and
Etisalat Business Plan competition

To obtain grants, it is advisable have a CAC Certificate to get free grant opportunity for your business. Dont miss these opportunities. You are not returning the money.

http://leadpathng.uregista.com/forms/299

https://africanentrepreneurshipaward.com/the-award/the-journey/ (closes June 30th)

http://dayoadetiloye.com/n20million-etisalat-business-grant-for-best-business-ideas-apply-now/ closes (July 12th)

Imortal001:
PMB, really born to lead.
Tell wike am for everybody and am for nobody.

Each time I come across that remarks, I just managed to attribute it to Buhari's old wine body system. I am for every body, I am for nobody. Such a highly senseless and dumbest remarks. No normal individual can be at both sides and at the same refuse to remain at any side. Right from history, it is one step at a time. It is either, he is for Nigerians or he is not for Nigerians.
I have seen so many Nigerians without certificate like Buhari and remained reasonable but this block headed Fulani man who is always travelling all over the world, thus abandoning his official duties will remain an hearnsman. Damn it men.

OKAY NA I C OUR ENEMY AND FREINDS AT THE SAME TIME THIS POST REALLY HELP .............SAI BABA BUHARI