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Dumsortionary by blacq2009(m): 11:58am On Jun 24, 2015
Ghana is not left out in the current power crisis trending in many African countries.
This ON and Off is known as DUMSOR in Ghana. Dum means OFF and SOR means ON.
Check out the Dumsortionary,peeps.
Dumsorlogy-The academic study
of the effects of dumsor.
Dumsorphobia-the morbid fear of
erratic power supply.
Dumsor-pia: going blind due to
dumsor.
Dumsortry-poetic expressions of
your dumsoric frustrations.
Dumsoruption-an abrupt end to a
programme or event due to dum.
Dumsorville-a dumsor prone area.
Dumsortionality-a constant state
of reluctance by Ghanaians
abroad to return home because of
dum.
Dumsorlacy-the fallacy of fixing
the power crisis.
Dumsorphonic-the sound people
make when there is dumsor.
Dumson-the surname of the one
in charge of the switches at the
power stations.
Dumsol-analgesic medications to
alleviate headache caused by
excessive stress from dumsor.
Dumsorcracy-the freedom to talk
about dumsor.
Dumsorwaa- a female dumsor
child.
Dumsorcians-the predictors of
dumsor.
Dumsortricks- the politics
surrounding dumsor.
Dumsormatics-the mathematical
formula for calculating when to
have dum or sor.
Dumsy-a female name for
someone born in the dark.
Dumsorrogance-the pride of
boasting of enjoying 5 days of sor
on facebook only to have a dum
right before you finish updating
your status.
CC: Lalasticlala, Seun, Ishilove
Re: Dumsortionary by AzontoGhost(m): 12:12pm On Jun 24, 2015
lolxcheesy

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Re: Dumsortionary by brightnelly(f): 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2015
OK!

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Re: Dumsortionary by Captainswag225(m): 3:07pm On Jun 24, 2015
shut up!

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Re: Dumsortionary by blacq2009(m): 5:16am On Jun 25, 2015
Captainswag225:
shut up!
Why?
Re: Dumsortionary by Junaknoni(m): 7:12am On Jun 25, 2015
[color=#990000][/color] K!

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