there are 8 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and
walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born
again Christians..
2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit, you
keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,an
d voices n your head singing skelewu..
3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes
someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find
yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap
me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys
who are stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind,
you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord. E.g..
Bros,sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o,i
just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have
missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, al you
do is just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers..
6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you
download this slap you start asking questions that don't
need reply " Mark
you slap me?..
7) RELIGIOUS SLAP: that type that immediately you receive
it you shout Jesus christ of Nazareth.
DENTIST SLAP: When you get the slap one tooth will fly
out of your mouth....
So which one have you eva received?

Lol na fixed deposit of... My elder brother Naim dash me then o