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What Will You Do If U Find Yourself In This Situation? by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jun 26, 2015
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL
FIRST? And why? BE HONEST O
You just came back from work to
see 8 rats!
> The 1st rat was eating your BSc
Certificate >The 2nd rat was eating your
National Youth Service Corps Cert
>The 3rd was eating your Marriage
Cert
> The 4th was eating your land and
house documents >The 5th was eating your Visa to
travel for a multi-Billion dollar
project
>The 6th was eating your sons scholarship particulars. >The 7th was eating your birth certificate. >The 8th was eating Your Bible.
Which one will you kill first, &
why
Re: What Will You Do If U Find Yourself In This Situation? by nicerichard05: 1:47pm On Jun 26, 2015
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: What Will You Do If U Find Yourself In This Situation? by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jun 26, 2015
The fifth rat..because with the contact, I will rise to stardom..

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