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Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by abasifo(m): 4:42pm On Feb 28, 2009
Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh

> >> >>>> >>   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:>> >>
1. He called everyone brother.>> >>
2. He liked Gospel.>> >>
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.>> >>>> >>

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wasJewish:>> >>
1. He went into His Father's business.>> >>
2. He lived at home until he was 33.>> >>
3. He was sure that his Mother was a virgin, and his Motherwas >> >> sure that He was God>> >>>> >>

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:>> >>
1. He talked with His hands.>> >>
2. He had wine with His meals.>> >>
3. He used olive oil.>>
>>>> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a>> >> Californian:>> >>
1. He never cut His hair.>> >>
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.>> >>
3. He started a new religion.>> >>>> >>

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wwas an>> >> American Indian:>> >>
1. He was at peace with nature.>> >>
2. He ate a lot of fish.>> >>
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.>> >>>> >>

But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus wereIrish:>> >>
1. He never got married.>> >>
2. He was always telling stories.>> >>
3. He loved green pastures.>> >>>> >>

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesuswasa>> >> woman:>> >>>>
>>
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was nno food>> >>
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of menwho >> >> just didn't get it.>> >> And---------->> >>
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because-- therewaswork >> >>
to do.>> >> AMEN
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by etaurus(m): 6:28pm On May 13, 2010
Not funny
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by segzicres(m): 6:43pm On May 13, 2010
yawns.
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by flexystar(f): 7:28pm On May 13, 2010
etaurus:

Not funny
then why are u dancing around
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by Kunbee: 11:00pm On May 14, 2010
Not funny but cool
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by Jaideyone(m): 4:41pm On May 16, 2010
Not bad
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by Nobody: 12:33am On May 17, 2010
well thought and constructed
funny reslly funny
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by COco102: 2:17pm On May 17, 2010
flexystar:

then why are u dancing around

LOL!


@ Poster not bad

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