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Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by abasifo(m): 4:42pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh > >> >>>> >> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:>> >> 1. He called everyone brother.>> >> 2. He liked Gospel.>> >> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.>> >>>> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wasJewish:>> >> 1. He went into His Father's business.>> >> 2. He lived at home until he was 33.>> >> 3. He was sure that his Mother was a virgin, and his Motherwas >> >> sure that He was God>> >>>> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:>> >> 1. He talked with His hands.>> >> 2. He had wine with His meals.>> >> 3. He used olive oil.>> >>>> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a>> >> Californian:>> >> 1. He never cut His hair.>> >> 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.>> >> 3. He started a new religion.>> >>>> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wwas an>> >> American Indian:>> >> 1. He was at peace with nature.>> >> 2. He ate a lot of fish.>> >> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.>> >>>> >> But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus wereIrish:>> >> 1. He never got married.>> >> 2. He was always telling stories.>> >> 3. He loved green pastures.>> >>>> >> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesuswasa>> >> woman:>> >>>> >> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was nno food>> >> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of menwho >> >> just didn't get it.>> >> And---------->> >> 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because-- therewaswork >> >> to do.>> >> AMEN |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by etaurus(m): 6:28pm On May 13, 2010 |
Not funny |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by segzicres(m): 6:43pm On May 13, 2010 |
yawns. |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by flexystar(f): 7:28pm On May 13, 2010 |
etaurus:then why are u dancing around |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by Kunbee: 11:00pm On May 14, 2010 |
Not funny but cool |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by Jaideyone(m): 4:41pm On May 16, 2010 |
Not bad |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by Nobody: 12:33am On May 17, 2010 |
well thought and constructed funny reslly funny |
Re: Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh by COco102: 2:17pm On May 17, 2010 |
flexystar: LOL! @ Poster not bad |
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