A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd
in UNILORIN, she fell sick & was admidtted to a hospital there. She
later called her mum & said...
GIRL: Hello ma
MUM:Dat place is silent, where ar u?
GIRL: I'm in UNILORIN
MUM: Oluwa o se o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun ile wa ti ko fe kio kawe
(laughing & dancing)
GIRL: Malaria ni
MUM: Malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi ni o, kawe e
daadaa o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 yrs lo ma
lo loruko Jesu.
Please don't laff alone, send it to your friends

Lol.. Op @hakeem4, its not only Yorubas that will come to this thred so try and translate those where there is Yoruba to English.

Z.R

Ahahahaha
oh boy......... clap for ursef
if d gal use for years to study malaria...abeg wen she go get result

Ahahahaha
oh boy......... clap for ursef
if d gal use for years to study malaria at d hospital ...abeg wen she go get result