PMB: Is that President Jonathan sir?
GEJ: Yes, your Excellency.
PMB: I learn you are somewhere in Europe resting, away from the madden crowd.
GEJ: Yes, it is true. How are you doing sir?
PMB: To say the truth, Wallahi,things are tough. We have not appointed ministers because of pocket of crises facing our party. You are aware that those who killed the PDP have hijacked the National Assembly and the leadership of our party especially, Tinubu is not happy with them.
GEJ: You will soon overcome the teething problem. I read in the paper that I am the one responsible for the delay in naming your ministers. But you have a long time to prepare after the election was over and on a lighter mood, your excellency, it surprises me thata mere handing over from a clueless President could delay your taking over.
PMB: That is politics. We have to tell our people something to
escape their wrath because they are expecting us
to solve every problem on ground overnight.
GEJ:
Your excellency, If I may advise, you should
urgently put the crisis in the National Assembly
behind if you wanted them on your side. You
know what we went thru when your party
especially Tinubu pitched tent with Tambuwal to
deny the Yoruba the speaker zoned to the
Southwest. May be it is the Law of Karma.
PMB:
I remember very well but it is the same Tinubu
who is the one asking us not to accept Saraki
and Dogara as Senate President and the Speaker.
But that can scatter the whole thing.
GEJ: But
while that is on, you need to quickly name your
SGF, NSA, DG, SSS and service chiefs. These
offices especially the SGF will stabilise the
government. But I am surprise that you are still
using those service chiefs your party had abused
and insulted while we were in government. This is
why we should not be politicising our security. By
the way why are you going to Chad, Niger and
even planning to visit Cameroun over Boko Haram
because I remember you said it was shameful
that we did that...
PMB: Your excellency, that is
politics, we are now facing the reality. Those
criminals are still killing our people and I have to
ask the military to relocate the Command Control
to Maiduguri.
GEJ: I am happy for you that the
media are still with you because what they are
doing now is to look eldsewhere whenever the
terrorists strike. They have stopped using such
senseless attacks as their front page stories. That
was exactly what we were asking from them but
they said no. Giving undue publicity to terrorists
is not helping us at all. Publicity fuels terrorism,I
think it was Margaret Thatcher who said it.
PMB:
Lest I forget, Saraki and some of his friends were
with Obasanjo at the weekend to report me and
the party to him.I learn he told them not to
blink...
GEJ: Sorry, to cut you short, I have
nothing to say about Obasanjo. Is there any other
serious thing you want me to know?
PMB: Not
really, but let us keep this communication line
open...
GEJ: You are my President, whenever you
want us to discuss I am available. We are praying
for you.
PMB: Thank you for your time
GEJ:My
pleasure. God will see you through Ramandan
Kareem.
PMB: Ha ha ha. Greetings to your family.
Thank you sir.

Source; Your mama pot of Soup.com/Sataire

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innofyno:
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Oh yea space-booker Repent! Today na Sunday ooo

TANoids una no go ever change.. PMB forever. saraki forever. Dogara forever. Oyegun forever. Pls like dis post to show ur support for PMB

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olokpa11:
ain't liking natin

lol u wicked!

175:


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Ishilove and Lalasticalala make una take dis sataire up na!