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Okoro, You Again? by StFunmi(f): 11:12pm On Mar 01, 2009 |
An Ibo man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Nigeria on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Ibo man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ? The Ibo man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by jamace(m): 7:10am On Mar 02, 2009 |
wwwooowww! Okoro has used Igbo sense on them. Come to think of it, this is a very good idea o. |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by Nobody: 7:48am On Mar 02, 2009 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i likes |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 3:07pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
cool. okoro no dey carry last. |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:16pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
warri nor dey carry last |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
tot this was a revisited joke last week |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:36pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
Good evening tomade |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 3:37pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
he my boi ow u dey? |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
What the time ova there |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 3:49pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
danny, u cant fool me. u don hawk the okro finish? |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:56pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
Im damn serious Im in UK |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 4:02pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
so as dani dey aggressive with uk advert liar |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:04pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
OMG . then what the fu** am i waiting for. *runs to the airport immediately* |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 4:04pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
sori gate closed |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 4:09pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
@ romade Prove it that im lying |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:13pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
if u wanna know the time here in naija, its on key stats at the top right corner of ur screen. but u keep asking. which make me think ur pulling my legs. |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 4:13pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
i called him & even sent text yet d pikin dey lie abi visaphone dey uk? |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:15pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
that is why it is visafone na. . . |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by Lolabbey: 4:17pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
i will sue the poster 4 theft of intellectual property, |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 4:23pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
@ romade I left my fone with my siblings in 9ja so I did not see any txt or call |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:25pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
@lola okay. go ahead. @dani what is the time over there |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 4:30pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
@ romade Do you remember on Sunday i called 2 times but you did not pick it You would even notice that it wasnt a 9ja number |
Re: Okoro, You Again? by Lolabbey: 5:50pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
hmm na wah ooo |
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