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Okoro, You Again? by StFunmi(f): 11:12pm On Mar 01, 2009
An Ibo man walks into a bank in New York City

and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Nigeria on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Ibo man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?


The Ibo man replies:


"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"
Re: Okoro, You Again? by jamace(m): 7:10am On Mar 02, 2009
wwwooowww! grin grin Okoro has used Igbo sense on them. Come to think of it, this is a very good idea o. grin
Re: Okoro, You Again? by Nobody: 7:48am On Mar 02, 2009
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
i likes
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 3:07pm On Mar 02, 2009
cool. okoro no dey carry last. grin
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:16pm On Mar 02, 2009
warri nor dey carry last
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2009
tot this was a revisited joke last week sad
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:36pm On Mar 02, 2009
Good evening tomade cheesy
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 3:37pm On Mar 02, 2009
he my boi ow u dey?
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:46pm On Mar 02, 2009
What the time ova there
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 3:49pm On Mar 02, 2009
danny, u cant fool me. u don hawk the okro finish? grin
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 3:56pm On Mar 02, 2009
Im damn serious
Im in UK
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 4:02pm On Mar 02, 2009
so as dani dey aggressive with uk advert liar
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:04pm On Mar 02, 2009
OMG shocked shocked. then what the fu** am i waiting for. *runs to the airport immediately* grin
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 4:04pm On Mar 02, 2009
sori gate closed
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 4:09pm On Mar 02, 2009
@ romade
Prove it that im lying
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:13pm On Mar 02, 2009
if u wanna know the time here in naija, its on key stats at the top right corner of ur screen. but u keep asking. which make me think ur pulling my legs.
Re: Okoro, You Again? by romsky: 4:13pm On Mar 02, 2009
i called him & even sent text yet d pikin dey lie abi visaphone dey uk?
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:15pm On Mar 02, 2009
that is why it is visafone na. . .
Re: Okoro, You Again? by Lolabbey: 4:17pm On Mar 02, 2009
i will sue the poster 4 theft of intellectual property, grin grin grin grin
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 4:23pm On Mar 02, 2009
@ romade
I left my fone with my siblings in 9ja so I did not see any txt or call
Re: Okoro, You Again? by mykali(m): 4:25pm On Mar 02, 2009

@lola
okay. go ahead.

@dani

what is the time over there
Re: Okoro, You Again? by dani1luv: 4:30pm On Mar 02, 2009
@ romade
Do you remember on Sunday i called 2 times but you did not pick it


You would even notice that it wasnt a 9ja number undecided
Re: Okoro, You Again? by Lolabbey: 5:50pm On Mar 02, 2009
hmm na wah ooo

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