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Saraki Vs Tinubu by pat077: 8:48am On Jun 30, 2015
SARAKI vs TINUBU!!!
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate shop in New
YorkCity. As they were busy looking around?
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars and no one saw me.You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better? Let's go back to
the shop and I'll show you some real 'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and Saraki said to the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic, man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said:
"Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave
him one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and as he finished it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied:
"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all the three Bars of chocolate that I've just eaten!!!!!"

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Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by glimpse33: 8:49am On Jun 30, 2015
grin
Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by donholy28(m): 8:52am On Jun 30, 2015
Lol but op changed apkos name to saraki
Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by imhotep: 8:54am On Jun 30, 2015
pat077:
SARAKI vs TINUBU!!!
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate shop in New
YorkCity. As they were busy looking around?
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store...
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars and no one saw me.You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better? Let's go back to
the shop and I'll show you some real 'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and Saraki said to the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic, man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said:
"Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave
him one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and as he finished it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied:
"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all the three Bars of chocolate that I've just eaten!!!!!"

Choi grin grin grin grin


"Cunny man die, cunny man bury am"
Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by pat077: 8:57am On Jun 30, 2015
imhotep:


Choi grin grin grin grin


"Cunny man die, cunny man bury am"
na so.
Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by tinuolababy(f): 8:58am On Jun 30, 2015
Lol grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by temitemi1(m): 9:05am On Jun 30, 2015
Saraki the slayer grin
Re: Saraki Vs Tinubu by Young4jose(m): 9:20am On Jun 30, 2015
Kiaaaaaa, U're playing wit fire abi...?

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