A beer company was hiring a taster,
someone to
taste
the beers before selling out.
So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a
dirty,
rough
looking man walked into the manager's
office
asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he
could
drive this
man away but couldn't come up with an
idea,
so he decided to give the man a trial. He
ordered
his
secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He
took
a sip
and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three
years old,
grown on a north slope, matured in steel
containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed,
"Well
give him
another one lets see."
So he was given. He took a sip again and
said, "It's
red
wine, cabernet, eight years old,
southwestern
slope, oak
barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the
secretary
and
whispered to her saying, "Go get some of
your
urine
in a cup let's see if he will get that."
So the man was given the cup of urine. He
took a
sip,
turned to the manager and said, "Female
urine,
26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm
not
given this
job, sir, I will tell your wife who is
responsible
for the pregnancy!....t he manager fainted.
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