Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an interview with
Punch Newspaper revealed his WAEC Results were seized
twice ‘cos of the ‘big grammars’ he used
Punch: Did you write exams in school in these big
words?
Hourable: I used such words very-very freely in my exams
both at the secondary school and in my university and little
wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being
seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my
results for the other subjects and withheld my English
result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I pa
$$ed the University Matriculation Examination but I could
not proceed to the University because of my English results
that were not released. At the end of the day, it was
released after the third attempt.
Punch: Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?
Honourable: I am not really consensus ad idem with those
who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No
no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy
has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one
necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian
modus vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$.
Punch: How do you talk to your wife, children and even
your friends?
Honourable: I relate with my family and friends very
warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of
my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am
a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned
soul personality.
Punch: Is this the way you proposed to your wife,
speaking high tech grammar?
Honourable: Of course, the business of the day when I
interfaced with mywife on matters of the heart had to be in
plain Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why that had
to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of
sphinxian conundrum.
Punch: Do you know that many people don’t take you
too seriously when
you talk because they think you are not
communicating?
Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing
myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people
have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime
of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys
and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The
spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get
millions and millions of requests daily from people all over
the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which
positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted my
equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I
cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to
be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi,
verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big
stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once
pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually
discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We
will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo
another day.
Punch: Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the
waist?
Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji
Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to
remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of
Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of
putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical
contours and I will do it over and over again.

Y won't dey seize it?



FTC


Dedicate it to my crush *BLESSING tho we are yet to get2gedaa

y u book space nw

hahahahahaha

This man will neva stop amusing me with all his remixed grammar. Imagine! ''Nigeriana''

Why won't they seize your result

When the level of your voucabularism is buayaya, montainanouse higher than your exam makers


Your Orubebe was simply Jegalised.

Source

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Even if na Job interview you go with this your heavy heavy grammar you no go see work till Jesus come

Patrick I supose you take mokite with skunk.

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