somze:

ok i'll keep it all lovable
Where are the females?
No not you informer, we all know you are male

Rasuala
no wahala man

Now, ytou be my man !! No yawa now!!

Infourmer:

Any thing funny happen here today?

You where you go ?? Nana don look for you tire .
Your wakabout tire me oo!! We don comb NL for you sote, we tire !!

Wats up, info ??

lol!
u dey build army ni? abi wetn

lalaboi!

taaaafa! hw va?

i dey o. awa you?

ayam vine!

hw ur end! ur demdems nko?

This cant get any worse

WHERE DID ALL THE GIRLS GO TO

longtime somze

somze, dnt fight

u knw a man does by wat he says
by wat he says u knw ow he lives

holythug
wats up man
No more fightin for me . . . i think
I'm just bored and no one is online

m cool man
tnks 4 honorin ma call, regards

no wahala
but still bored

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOYIN! U've got a query to answer!

Why you dey shout my name like so.

Just whisper

Its just going to be one of those days

Where are the girls REAL girls?

Somze. . .well I'm here

somze:

Its just going to be one of those days 

Where are the girls REAL girls?

they r taken

Yeeeepppppeeeee PTB
Mukina

My prayers have been answered

where have you guys been all this while?

do you know this song? i think its by marvin gaye

I believe in miracles
where you're from
you sexy thing
I believe in miracles
since you came along
you sexy thing . . .

I don't know about Marvin Gaye. . .but I heard Mariah Carey sing it

I've been around. . .waiting until I start packing.

Am back to take my position as the only one that will welcome Jesus on the last day. Thank you all for given it to me.

You didn't get anything

@Somze,( Marvin is da man )
you better leave my Muki alone  
PTB, Somze has some serious lyrics, I hope you sustain

Sustain what? Somze just copies and pastes. . .

PTBNaija:

Sustain what? Somze just copies and pastes. . .

ROFLMSFAO, ouch, Somze I am crying for both of us oo , PTB, u are mean oo

Hmmm. . .everyone always thinks I'm being mean

Guess I'll just have to put my jokes away from now on. . .

Why did some pple have to go through hardness before they conceed defeats.  Am last here all i cares.

PTBNaija:

I don't know about Marvin Gaye. . .but I heard Mariah Carey sing it

I've been around. . .waiting until I start packing.

Ptb. You be real olodo o

Na when Mariah Carey sing that song.?

PTB
Copies and paste? ha, tell me u aint loving my lyrics
So what did you pack for me?
Or what did you unpack for me?

Islander
Great, this is getting hott now.
Welcome back, meanwhile i aint leaving muki or any other girl on NL alone


Things i do to get traffic on threads
I'm so Hotttttttt

somze:

PTB
Copies and paste? ha, tell me u aint loving my lyrics 
So what did you pack for me? 
Or what did you unpack for me? 

Islander
Great, this is getting hott now.
Welcome back, meanwhile i aint leaving muki or any other girl on Nairaland alone 


Things i do to get traffic on threads
I'm so Hotttttttt   

leave my name alone

do i know you

please o my hubby is jealous

PTBNaija:

Hmmm. . .everyone always thinks I'm being mean

Guess I'll just have to put my jokes away from now on. . .

Asi, Asi no problemo  

I enjoy sharing a joke, here and there. ( be nice to my pally somze, he's a good boy )

@muki you running? a little drowning won't do you any harm

I'm packing my clothes. . .and my entire room lol.

@Doyin

Why don't you check google. Because Mariah Carey definitely sang the same song. . .even if it's a remake