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Be A Friend by olulu(m): 11:15am On Mar 04, 2009
i always prefer male friends to female , cos they don't gossip , she said,
well, we are just friends,. . . she added,
now my best friend is all broken hearted,
and am getting drunk on his behalf, undecided

she says, they are just my friends,
saw her with sumone, they were too close for comfort
told my friend,
well, u know, she is very friendly, he said.

she says, they are just my friends,
heard she went visitng the player in da hood,
she went in the morning,
came out at nite,
my friend asked her about it,
she were just watching movies ,
all day lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

she says, they are just my friend
saw her in d nite club,
dancing freely and wildly,
but d guy was not my friend,
3am, she got into his car
well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at dat time,
right? tongue

she says, they are just my friends
now she is pregnant and doesn't know who,
is the baby my friends's?
nope, tongue
they had neva had sex
said she is was a virgin,
pregnant virgin, shocked shocked
thats a miracle,
reminds of somebody in d bible,

well, what can i say?
too bad she didn't make me too a "friend",
that y am drunk,
i was not her " friend".

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 11:22am On Mar 04, 2009
aww poor lad i will be ur friend a gud & close one self
Re: Be A Friend by Lolabbey: 11:29am On Mar 04, 2009
what a friend wink wink
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 11:33am On Mar 04, 2009
just lyk u
Re: Be A Friend by origina9ja(f): 11:58am On Mar 04, 2009
lol
i will get drunk this weekend on behalf of my friend aswell
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 11:59am On Mar 04, 2009
gud luck but no cry sha
Re: Be A Friend by Lolabbey: 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2009
he wont
Re: Be A Friend by lordmassac(m): 12:32pm On Mar 04, 2009
he will just sub undecided undecided
Re: Be A Friend by Lolabbey: 12:39pm On Mar 04, 2009
cool shocked shocked
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 12:55pm On Mar 04, 2009
wetin do ur eyeball?
Re: Be A Friend by lordmassac(m): 1:10pm On Mar 04, 2009
wetin do ur eyeball
pepper enter his eye balls cool cool
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 3:52pm On Mar 04, 2009
serves her ryt
Re: Be A Friend by lordmassac(m): 4:57pm On Mar 04, 2009
ha ha you for pitty her now angry angry angry angry
lolabby, sorry jare. hope the pepper no too hot grin grin grin grin
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 2:27pm On Mar 05, 2009
wen her eyes don dey her palm
Re: Be A Friend by Lolabbey: 2:48pm On Mar 05, 2009
@ all ---lol grin grin grin grin

i was actualy trying 2 share meat equaly btw rom and danny
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 3:11pm On Mar 05, 2009
& ate two-third of it angry
Re: Be A Friend by Lolabbey: 3:15pm On Mar 05, 2009
am not lik dat
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 3:21pm On Mar 05, 2009
tell dat to d judge
Re: Be A Friend by Lolabbey: 3:40pm On Mar 05, 2009
am sure d judge wont favour you
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 3:53pm On Mar 05, 2009
try ya luck later
Re: Be A Friend by clemcykul(f): 4:25pm On Mar 05, 2009
you will make her go her meet her guy, who happens to go by the name lucky
Re: Be A Friend by romsky: 4:28pm On Mar 05, 2009
big olodo lyk her
Re: Be A Friend by lordmassac(m): 5:59pm On Mar 11, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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