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Breaking News by Maryalex1805(f): 7:19pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
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Re: Breaking News by ricsman(m): 7:20pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
TODAY'S JOKE!
SARAKI vs TINUBU!!!
Saraki and Tinubu entered a chocolate shop in New
York City. As they were busy looking around,
Tinubu stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store,
Tinubu said to Saraki:
"Man, I'm the best thief - I stole 3 Chocolate Bars
and
none saw me.
You can't beat that!"
Saraki replied:
"You want to see something better? Let's go back to
the shop and I'll show you some real 'intelligent'
stealing."
So they went up to the counter and Saraki said to
the Shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see some real magic, man?
"The Shopkeeper replied:
"Yes...!"
Saraki said:
"Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave
him one, and Saraki ate it. He asked for a second
bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third,
and as he finished it, the Shopkeeper asked:
"But where's the magic?"
Saraki replied:
"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all the
three Bars of chocolate that I've just eaten....
=)) .�Iyalaya magic !!! |
Re: Breaking News by bewla(m): 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
osho bam bam |
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