Dear God,
Please, give me the nature of JIM IYKE
so as to never allow intimidation; a heart
like RAMSEY NOAH’s to love my woman
but please a wife like OMOTOLA, not like FUNKE AKINDELE who will beat me up
and throw me out; a mother-in-law like
NGOZI EZEONU and not PATIENCE
OZOKWOR biko Chineke! A father-in-law
like PETE EDOCHIE and not
CHIWETALU AGU that will curse me and call me names; a tolerant heart like that
of KENNETH OKONKWO, please God,
do not give me a maid as curvy as
MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE, Oluwa i beg
You. Please, if I have TONTO DIKE
among my unborn children, please may my wife abort her before I meet her. God,
give me the wealth of OLU JACOBS
because I have never seen him poor. I
need neighbours like MR. IBU, CHARLES
AWURUM, VICTOR OSUAGWU and
scatter so that laughter will not depart from my life. I need smart male children
like CHINEDU IKEDIEZE and OSITA
IHEME but with height; give me wisdom
like you gave NKEM OWOH, and Oluwa I
beg you to please, crown it all with a long
life like you gave that old man who narrated the story of IGODO, Amen!
Are you laughing alone? Abeg share and
put a smile on someone’s face joor,
hehehehehe...