dani1luv:

It too good to be true

hey princesa

hi
i have missed ya all
so came to party with my crews
but rommie is so sad to see me back . . . . . help me beg her

princesa:

Gab
the guy wants you time . . . . . behave like an integrated African Lady and play the ball
stop all these shako . . . . haba

Ehmmm Ehmmm Ehmmm. . . So finally you are hia abi? Afta 5 years I dey yarn your name, you no go hear when I let you go, finally you come in hia. . . Hmm. . .

And wetin you mean by what you posted? I no sabi. Explanation Explanation sharp sharp

Im sowwy you hia

so far so good.

And? .

And? .

Why? .

Leave mara jorh

. . . . .why? .

Santa would be in a berra position to answer that

. . . . .dani1.luv abi wetin' be your name, . . Wetin santa wan do 4 the matters wey dey ground. . .

hmmmmmmmm

wonder wats going in the house

hope u guys are not on cheap drugs!

. . Stop right there. . .

Na wa oh, some people no dey fear again

@princess
I no forget you oh. The fact i didnt call your name indicates that your in my memory

@tyty n lola
Una husband, tufe is still in good custody pending when he will behave himself. Polygamy wasnt realy the best for him

@gabby
U know ur my person. na only our 2 know where we dey siddon chop

HMMMM WHERE UNA DEY SIDON SHOP?

ITUEN! ITEN!! ITUEN!!! HOW MANY TIMES I CALL YOU

Sam Milla:

*just passing*

I saw that! Come back hia!!!

ituen:

@gabby
U know ur my person. na only our 2 know where we dey siddon chop

Thank God you still alive!!! I thought chidipupay da militant had kidnapped you when you were offshore.

Y-HU§TL£R:

HMMMM WHERE UNA DEY SIDON SHOP?

ITUEN! ITEN!! ITUEN!!! HOW MANY TIMES I CALL YOU

Hussie, why you no dey call ma name?

@ituen
ok . . . . i tot i slipped and feel off your memory
but you dint ask for your son, my husband Jeovy

@gaby
you been dey call my name
no wonder i was always sneezing, a good thing i know now
what i mean is that, now, calling you a malaysian is really a far cry cos you are so good an African Lady, having been fully integrated inot Nigeria cultures and life, you catch my drift?
so, as per that nosy dude, you answer him and like an African Lady, suck him dry

@ Princesa
hapi NU Yr!

hehay

same to you na,
why the longest face

ehen

no tell

hmmm. . . . . what has been going on here

i dint hear
speak slowly this time

my princess hyd?

now am ur princess abi

that shouldn't make you angry na

^{just say yes to the proposal}

what proposal . . . . are we going to Paris soon

if not . . . . then my face ar tight

paris!

you didn't mention it earlier na
_{I already have our tickets for Iraq}

what!
you heartless man
you want to get me sun-burned
oya go and cancell that reservation now