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Which Rat Will You Kill First by yungkiz(m): 11:11pm On Jul 06, 2015
Which Rat will you kill first,

Be sincerly.....

You just came back from work to see Six Rat inside your room!

.The 1st rat was eating your Bsc certificate.


.The 2nd rat was eating your National Yourth Service Corp Cert.


.The 3rd was eating your marriage cert.


.The 4th was eating land and your documents.


.The 5th was eating your Visa to travel a Multi-Billion doller project


.The 6th was eaten your Bible...

Which one
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jul 06, 2015
None! I'll just scare all of them off to distract them from causing more immediate damage.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Khd95(m): 4:17am On Jul 07, 2015
5th rat biko cheesy





Arrange am with confirm kpako grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Christmasdon(m): 7:36am On Jul 07, 2015
I will say number 6.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Seyioluwa11(m): 8:42am On Jul 07, 2015
5 of course If money dey I go
collect my bsc back

same tin 4 my national youth corps certificate

marriage certificate na small tin if d rat finish eating d certificate I go give am water join

land certificate a lot of house owners dey wey no get certificate so wats my stress.....

NA MONEY SURE PASS
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by yungkiz(m): 12:28pm On Jul 07, 2015
Seyioluwa11:
5 of course If money dey I go
collect my bsc back

same tin 4 my national youth corps certificate

marriage certificate na small tin if d rat finish eating d certificate I go give am water join

land certificate a lot of house owners dey wey no get certificate so wats my stress.....

NA MONEY SURE PASS

Lol, u re there

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