Welcome to Nigeria.......
1. where every sunday we eat rice.
2. where rich hausas are called alhajis, while the poor ones are called abokis.
3. where groundnut is sold in bottles and water in satchets.
4. where a blind beggar rejects a fake naira note.
5. where we fight to enter a bus.
6. where you can easily blame your failure on a family member in the village.
7. where rich men must have pot belly.
8. where maltina + peak milk=blood tonic.
9. where all soft drinks are called minerals.
10. where you must buy bread when travelling.

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1. Where every detergent is called 'OMO'
2. Where polithiefcians r worshipped
3. Where d broke hate on d rich for buying expensive things instead of dashing moni to charity.
4. Where 85% of youths cannot go an hour without social media.
5. Where ruling party OS d most confused party in d universe
6. Where I keep coming to nairaland even when 'idiotic n social media embarrassing' topics aboutTonto Dike n Maheeda keep making fp.
7. Where nairaland don make me dey suffer insomnia.







If d persn wey dey below me smart him go conclude d rest...