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Naija Guys Sharp Bad...lol by tobodex(m): 9:44am On Jul 09, 2015
** Sense pass sense ** cool cool
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting
next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is
thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can
fool them easily..,....,. so the lawyer asks if the
naija guy would like to play a fun game. The
nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he
politely declines and tries to catch some sleep.
The lawyer persists and says that the game is a
lot of fun "I ask u a question and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you
ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will
pay u $500.
As naija no be dull guys naau, this catches the
nigerian's attention and to keep d lawyer quiet,
he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question "what's the
distance from earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the
lawyer. Now, it's the omo naija turn. He ask the
lawyer, "what goes up a mountain with 3 legs
and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the
internet and even the Library of Congress. He
sends emails to all his smart friends he knows,
all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching,
he finally gives up. He wakes the naija guy and
hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500
and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the
answer.
So he wakes the naija guy up the asks, "well, so
what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes
down with four? The nigerian reaches in his
pocket, hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back
to sleep.
Re: Naija Guys Sharp Bad...lol by DTOBS(m): 1:29pm On Jul 09, 2015
lolllllllzzzz....that guy must be warri guy, dem no dey carry last,patapata na draw





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