My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have been looking for to prove
more of my love for you, please Baby I
want you to come to my House for a launch with your Friends, I asked her,
WHEN?
She replied; any day you will be chance, I
said okay and the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about it
and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have gone
to just to follow me to her
house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were set
to leave and I called her baby we are on
our way to your house, and she replied "please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy but
unfortunately when we got to her house,
I called her again to let her know that we
are close to her house, she replied: "Baby
are you serious? Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke naa" , i
got embarrassed but I pretended, I
ended the call.
I asked my friends to know if they heard
my conversation with her but they didn't, so i told them that she asked us to wait at
the hotel that she will soon join us, we
left to the hotel and I ordered for their
needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and
shouted: WHAT? Guys we need to leave
here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this
place and we all left the Hotel. None of
my Friends knew what happened
because it would have been so shameful
to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE I called her, baby I just received a letter
from my Village that I should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they
said I should not come without taking a
wife, you know you are the only one I
have so I want to inform your parents and they should fixe a date for our
introduction and it should be next week
because we need to leave to the village
before this month runs out. She was so
happy and she informed her parents just
as I ordered. They started preparing and everything was in order. On the fixed
date, I was in the Office when my phone
rang, She was the one
calling,
Baby where are you?
I replied: we are close to your house, she happily said Okay. After a while she
called back to know where I was again,
Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we use to joke na. She
started calling me names and said I am
wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED
Pls I need ur contributions Ooooooooo!!

Smallie.

all of a sudden after reading... d whole story sounded like LIES

Very funny, lmao.