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Power Of English Present By Braincode by samweb12: 8:42am On Jul 10, 2015
[center]A professor drove into a petrol station in
his sleek state of the art range rover
sports to buy fuel.
Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin. I
only speak English.
Professor: Ok! Good morning. I currently
feel a profound desire to
replenish the propelling of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to transfer from your
subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity
of the combustible fluid of the highest
octane rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o,
how much fuel you wan?[/center]Get more in http://www.Braincode111.tk
Re: Power Of English Present By Braincode by calista1234(f): 8:45am On Jul 10, 2015
Sorry dis joke is not new
Re: Power Of English Present By Braincode by kossyablaze(m): 8:49am On Jul 10, 2015
Hahahahahaahaahohohohohohohohohoo dat fuel attendant must come for osun or Edo

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