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Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Adefaze(m): 12:58pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer who couldn't find a job decided to open a clinic and puts up a sign outside the clinic: "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k- IF NOT CURED, GET BACK 100k". . A lawyer who saw that as a great opportunity to earn 100k went to the clinic... LAWYER: "I have lost my sense of taste". IGBO MAN: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops into the patient's mouth." LAWYER: "Ugh..this is kerosene." IGBO MAN: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Pay me 20k." The angry & disappointed lawyer paid his bill and left. After a few days, he came back to the clinic to recover his money... LAWYER: "I have lost my sense of memory. I can't remember anything." IGBO MAN: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops into his mouth." LAWYER (annoyed): "This is kerosene. Its the same one you gave to me the last time for restoring my taste." IGBO MAN: "Congrats. You've got back your sense of memory. Pay me 20k." The fuming lawyer paid and left. A week later, he came to the clinic determined to get back the 100k. LAWYER: "My eyesight has become very weak" IGBO MAN: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so take this 100k." LAWYER (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" IGBO MAN: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k." Can you beat an IGBO MAN? lalasticlala 6 Likes |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Slickest(m): 1:01pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Lwkm... |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by ikeepitreal(m): 1:04pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Loool. 1 Like |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Lordave: 1:06pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Ancient |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
ha kkakaka hahaha 1 Like |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by philo3(m): 2:40am On Jul 12, 2015 |
funny |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Dinnyuy(m): 4:51am On Jul 12, 2015 |
sharp guy! 1 Like |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by eunisam: 2:11pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Igbos got talent 1 Like |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Hysaac(m): 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
I'll av loved 2 read it buh I swear I can't find my glasses |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Afrok(m): 9:23am On Jul 13, 2015 |
If u ar not Igbo, u can't be Igbo. Proud to be one and a Nigerian.... Omo naija ni mi ooo... Nwa afor Ngwa... |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Lilknight(m): 10:59am On Jul 13, 2015 |
#igbo kwenu!!!! Proudly yoruba buh i fear dem Nna me |
Re: Can You Beat This Igbo Man by Chestar5(f): 12:52pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
laff iyaf finish me here o, d lawyer sef dense |
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