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Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by kenoz(m): 7:21am On Jul 13, 2015
grin
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Neplusultra(f): 7:25am On Jul 13, 2015
Na food go kill una cheesy
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Nobody: 7:30am On Jul 13, 2015
dapyd1:
What if she serves up like that but she is uncultured, unteachable, has bad manners, doesn't seem like a good mother and is a spend-thrift.
For all we know, the rice may be salty or too peppery. grin cheesy
O Boi good one dia shocked


Not all the 'Bling bling' dat is Gold...lolz tongue

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Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by apholaryn: 7:33am On Jul 13, 2015
queenbetsy:
y not? I go cook vegetable soup ehn?....u go dey pee for ur boxers...try me wink
lol...really?? ok *pulls out a diamond ring while on ma knees,"You're all I need"(composed by me) playing in d background* baby will you marry me?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by danpaul1(m): 7:40am On Jul 13, 2015
lateezy:
man shall not live by bread alone
Man must wackk
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by bigiyaro(m): 8:15am On Jul 13, 2015
haiti007:
good
but cookin nice delicacy doesnt makes you a good wifey
at dat stage u don pass waec reamainin jamb
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Toks2008(m): 8:26am On Jul 13, 2015
This is why i tell every lady who cares to listen that your sexy curves and outward beauty may attract a man to you and you can be a great sex machine in the bedroom but from time memorial,the way to a man's heart will always remain through his stomach.

LADIES LEARN TO BE AN EXCELLENT COOK AND BE HUMBLE TO YOUR MAN THEN WAIT FOR THAT LADY THAT WILL SNATCH HIM FROM YOU.


If my wife is very good in the kitchen and humble to me, i can consider forgiving her even if she commits adultery.FACT.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by tizblink: 8:31am On Jul 13, 2015
So much for jollof rice!
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Toks2008(m): 8:32am On Jul 13, 2015
DrGroove:
Marry her


Blood covenant no be marriage

Sex is the greatest blood covenant and sex is marriage because SEX IS BECOMING ONE.

For this reason a man shall leave his parents(Leaving to woo a lady to live with her)
Be united to his wife(Marriage ceremony of any type)
And the two shall become one(sex)

Matthew 19:5

If you are a man or woman reading this please ask yourself...How many people have you really covenanted with?How many people have you really gotten married to?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by neweraomo: 8:38am On Jul 13, 2015
Glutton
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by cuppieyez007(m): 8:45am On Jul 13, 2015
Lol
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by xynerise: 8:48am On Jul 13, 2015
Good look doesn't guarantee good taste
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by tundeotunba(m): 8:54am On Jul 13, 2015
Hell No! If shes lacking in some other areas nko? Like not being good on bed! No perfect woman tho!
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by uboneak: 9:02am On Jul 13, 2015
NICE
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by lovely17(m): 9:14am On Jul 13, 2015
undecided

Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by BraniacX(m): 9:39am On Jul 13, 2015
Hian!! angry

Blood covenant kwa!! undecided

When I no dey craze

I no go import another girl with specific instructions to do better?

The post funny till e reach the blood covenant part

Na only unimaginably good sex with uncommonly gorgeous babe fit tempt me, even at that when the blade near my skin my sense go return shaparly
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by architez: 10:10am On Jul 13, 2015
mecussey:


wellcome, all the girls dey interested in ur case.

All the girls ke, meaning what?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by bigass123(m): 10:35am On Jul 13, 2015
All these people wey dey squeeze mouth like these undecided I'm seriously afraid for una cheekbone oh.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by DrDxtrz: 12:00pm On Jul 13, 2015
londongal03:
Lol
hello is that you on your profile smiley
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by lifeofkelvino(m): 1:27pm On Jul 13, 2015
misreal:
I will only do a blood covenant with her if and only if na her MONEY SHE USE COOL AM.. grin


Where is your school certificate?? undecided
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by misreal(m): 2:51pm On Jul 13, 2015
lifeofkelvino:



Where is your school certificate?? undecided
wetin you want take am do? cool
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by simdam500(m): 5:17pm On Jul 13, 2015
Blood covenant?? How is that done?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by TrishaP(f): 6:43pm On Jul 13, 2015
Cyriloha:
come please the most important thing now is if what I saw now us your picture then your an Angelos but I can us you to compare the angel I met today @TrishaP I adore you my lady






















oya olofofo follow up
How u doing?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Cyriloha(m): 7:24pm On Jul 13, 2015
TrishaP:

How u doing?

my lady im good and you kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by TrishaP(f): 8:00pm On Jul 13, 2015
Cyriloha:


my lady im good and you kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
I'm good. Thanks
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by zyzxx(m): 8:07pm On Jul 13, 2015
all na food ni
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by queenbetsy(f): 5:47pm On Jul 14, 2015
apholaryn:
lol...really?? ok *pulls out a diamond ring while on ma knees,"You're all I need"(composed by me) playing in d background* baby will you marry me?
chai! person wey see u now go think say I don give u vegetables soup chop.... don't kobalize me o! wink
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Cyriloha(m): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2015
TrishaP:

I'm good. Thanks

I was banned because I talked to you and who knows if they will lift the ban from today since since I have not been able to login. ....but anyway how are you today that's the most important thing to me right now. .how's your day?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by TrishaP(f): 7:40pm On Jul 14, 2015
Cyriloha:


I was banned because I talked to you and who knows if they will lift the ban from today since since I have not been able to login. ....but anyway how are you today that's the most important thing to me right now. .how's your day?
Banned because of me ke?!!
Who did that?
Infact show me that mod..
* folds sleeve and removes earrings*
No one messes with you...and I mean no one.
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Cyriloha(m): 7:46pm On Jul 14, 2015
TrishaP:

Banned because of me ke?!!
Who did that?
Infact show me that mod..
* folds sleeve and removes earrings*
No one messes with you...and I mean no one.


wait wait wait no no no someone help me hold her please a don't fight I hear say the guy dey use jazz dey fight











but I'm serious anyway how's your day ?
Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by TrishaP(f): 7:51pm On Jul 14, 2015
Cyriloha:



wait wait wait no no no someone help me hold her please a don't fight I hear say the guy dey use jazz dey fight











but I'm serious anyway how's your day ?
Lol I'm fine jare. Kilon shele?

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