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Woman Hazmat Sheet… by SamMilla1(m): 1:09am On Mar 09, 2009
Woman Hazmat Sheet…
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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 120 lbs, but known to vary from 98 to 200+ lbs.

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by ituen(m): 6:44am On Mar 09, 2009
ISOTOPES

1. Clemcy - exists with no valency number

2. Gabby - Highly reactive

3. Princess - Has high affinity for redox reactions

4. cute angel - classified under group 10, period 15

5. TyTY - naturally hydrocarbonic in nature

6. Lola - unknown
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by YHUsTLER(m): 7:49am On Mar 09, 2009
meaning?
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by SamMilla1(m): 10:12am On Mar 09, 2009
Y-HU§TL£R:

meaning?

meaning dust your school bag and uniform. you havent learnt enough yet grin
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by romsky: 10:15am On Mar 09, 2009
nwa ticha
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by SamMilla1(m): 10:52am On Mar 09, 2009
romade:

nwa ticha
i talk am.how u take know?
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by romsky: 11:08am On Mar 09, 2009
ur faded shirt neck line, squeezed under size pants & brownish bia bia
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by chioya(f): 11:35am On Mar 09, 2009
okay that is right, cool
Re: Woman Hazmat Sheet… by jamace(m): 2:07pm On Mar 09, 2009
Nna, dis your chemical analysis can turn some lab into auto conflagration. grin

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