1. MAN: Baby, you smell nice, what perfume is that?
LADY: Awww! Thanks. I really don’t know. It rubbed on me from my boyfriend’s bodyspray during sex this morning.

2. MAN: Why don’t you reply my text messages?
LADY: So you are the one sending all those texts to my husband’s phone from a strange number?

3.MAN: Baby, I can’t sleep since I met you, give me a chance.
LADY: Not now please, I am in pains here; just coming out of an abortion clinic.

4. MAN: I can help you get a job, but we need to talk
LADY: Thank you, as long as it’s not a ‘Blowj*ob’

5. STRANGE MAN: Babe, don’t worry, I will pick up the bills (at a checkout register in a mall, lady’s bill was only $17.22)
LADY: Awwww! Thank you so much! (Turns to the Cashier). Please add the Men’s perfume, mustache trimmer, and packs of condoms I just removed (Final bill was $319.40)

6. MAN: Wow, girl, did you just drop from the moon?
LADY : Didn’t you use that same line on a lady last week in the mall, I was standing right behind you?

7. MAN: Sweety, can I have your number?
LADY: 313-779-0000 (State hotline for mental rehabs)

8. BOSS (3 months after influencing the hire of a beautiful secretary in a corporate firm with strict rules): Nina, you will be following me on a 2 weeks trip next week. Please make reservation for one room to save cost.
LADY SECRETARY : Sir, I forgot to tell you during the interview I am a Lesbian.

9. MALE CUSTOMER: (To a Bank marketer over the phone) : I saw your proposal, I will open the account. Come see me at Chico Motel by 5:30pm.
FEMALE MARKETER: In Dubai? Oh wow! I didn’t get any flight ticket o sir. Let me check my email.

10. MAN: Maybe we should hangout sometimes
LADY: Please I am your wife’s closest friend in the church

11. MAN: Woo hommy! I dig your shape, you are tight…
LADY: Boy, this is Bronx, you won’t get any lady here like that. You need to spend some money on yourself first.

12. MAN: (inside a train, after a long toasting) Do you mind hooking up on weekend for a night out?
LADY: I didn’t know you like a transgender (smiles)

13. MAN : (in a hotel room) Please what do you need, name it, I have spoken for too long, yet you are not moved?
LADY: Just an apology because I got everything on tape for your pastor.

14. YOUTH PASTOR: (in his office) God wants to use you specially in this church if you make yourself available to him. Just work closely with me
LADY: You came late, bro. I am with Pastor John already. It’s same God.

15. MAN: (to a lady in club): If you have someone tonight, we can talk
ANOTHER LADY standing nearby: Don’t listen to him, he gave me a bounced check last Friday.

16. MAN: I love that smile on you. What’s your name?
LADY: Theresa
MAN: Tessy, what do you do?
LADY: Private Investigation & Background Checks.

ok....

space booked

Lol

owk, I hear yu

Didn't find it funny.

Sorry OP, Nothing's funny here...



Try again later...

MarvellousGod:
Sorry OP, Nothing's funny here...



Try again later...

Try the book "Improved Reading Comprehension" : The title said 'Brutal Responses From Angry Ladies' and not 'Funniest' Responses... in an attempt to hate u just exposed yourself. You should have kept it to yourself and pass by. You see what happens to haters!!

By the way, why are using two different user names?... (just an observation)

What exactly is supposed to be so interesting or noteworthy about the responses?

YAWNING

I don't think anyone who's sane would ever say stuff like that to someone they just met.

Like "I'm in pain just coming from abortion clinic?"
Or "I don't know, it rubbed on me during sex this morning"

Seriously?

Who thought of these. OP was it you?

cococandy:
I don't think anyone who's sane would ever say stuff like that to someone they just met.

Like "I'm in pain just coming from abortion clinic?"
Or "I don't know, it rubbed on me during sex this morning"

Seriously?

Who thought of these. OP was it you?

..I don't think you live in NYC or DC. If you do, y'd know that angry black ladies say worse things than that. You don't wanna cross their line on a bad day. Moreover, remember these are ladies who don't wanna have anything to do with the man in question. It's a turn-off response...called a 'Get lost answer'. As per being vocal, you ain't seen anything yet..cross the line of an angry black lady from New York or Washington DC, you will enter enter flight back to naija..fast fast!

Mmm

Ok

Woged2005:


..I don't think you live in NYC or DC. If you do, y'd know that angry black ladies say worse things than that. You don't wanna cross their line on a bad day. Moreover, remember these are ladies who don't wanna have anything to do with the man in question. It's a turn-off response...called a 'Get lost answer'. As per being vocal, you ain't seen anything yet..cross the line of an angry black lady from New York or Washington DC, you will enter enter flight back to naija..fast fast!

Woged2005:


..I don't think you live in NYC or DC. If you do, y'd know that angry black ladies say worse things than that. You don't wanna cross their line on a bad day. Moreover, remember these are ladies who don't wanna have anything to do with the man in question. It's a turn-off response...called a 'Get lost answer'. As per being vocal, you ain't seen anything yet..cross the line of an angry black lady from New York or Washington DC, you will enter enter flight back to naija..fast fast!

Why are they so mean? Cc Morethanadol , DrAify

If you read the whole post PM me, I owe you two wraps of okpa

Lol, nice one, thanks for sharing

Woged2005:


..I don't think you live in NYC or DC. If you do, y'd know that angry black ladies say worse things than that. You don't wanna cross their line on a bad day. Moreover, remember these are ladies who don't wanna have anything to do with the man in question. It's a turn-off response...called a 'Get lost answer'. As per being vocal, you ain't seen anything yet..cross the line of an angry black lady from New York or Washington DC, you will enter enter flight back to naija..fast fast!

Oh I believe you.. Anything can happen in 'US of A' .

Funny write up though

Nija guys stubborn pass all these your acclaimed turnoff responses....Most times you will even think you are not communicating from the way they will react to this responses

Woged2005:


Try the book "Improved Reading Comprehension" : The title said 'Brutal Responses From Angry Ladies' and not 'Funniest' Responses... in an attempt to hate u just exposed yourself. You should have kept it to yourself and pass by. You see what happens to haters!!

By the way, why are using two different user names?... (just an observation)

Sorry, you ain't so smart.. I'm sure your title read funniest before. You only edited it.. i didn't even read the whole write up cos i didn't find it funny as the topic suggested..
check other posters above me, was I the only person that didn't find it funny? I have no reason to hate nne.
it's good you edited your topic cos brutal's more like it though I doubt any reasonable person will give any of the response you gave above.

You're mistaking please. Observe better. .

Cheers. ..

Oh so sorry!

I have not been online

Brandnew2:

Why are they so mean? Cc Morethanadol , DrAify

DrAify:
Oh so sorry!

I have not been online

Good to have you back.
I was unavoidably off during the holidays too.

Good

I dont understand, why is that guys always term a woman "angry" if she decides to reject them. Sometimes you shouldnt blame the ladies. You politely reject a guy's advances today and tomorrow he will keep disturbing you like a lovestruck puppy and he will only leave you alone after you have been rude and direct then after that he will call you an "angry woman" haba nawa o. Accept your advances have been rejected the first time and walk away while you still have your dignity na.