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Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by Iyke1998(m): 10:05pm On Jul 13, 2015
WHICH RAT WILL U KILL FIRST?


You just came back from work and immediately you
entered into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in your sitting room eating most vital documents that you have used your life to acquire..

The 1st rat was eating your HND/B.S.C certificate

The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps certificate.

The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate

The 4th rat was eating your house documents

The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad for a multi- billion project

The 6th rat was eating your Bible/Koran

Please ,be honest with your reply....

Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th...


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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by jimohibrahim(m): 10:11pm On Jul 13, 2015
....lol the 5th one is so dead
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by Sanmel(f): 10:13pm On Jul 13, 2015
5th one
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by coolebux(m): 10:17pm On Jul 13, 2015
That no. 5 rat na winch
Die by fire
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by chybykee(m): 10:20pm On Jul 13, 2015
That 5th Rat check am wella, you go know say na Spiritual rat I swear.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by kazmanbanjoko(m): 5:28am On Jul 14, 2015
None bcoz if i enter all of dem go run.

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by 9jabox(m): 5:48pm On Jul 14, 2015
Na five sure pass... But you sef, which kind question be this? The rats na Rambo, why all of them go siddon dia on top my documents when I enter and not run

But anyways sha, na still number 5 I go kill.

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