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u meant to say till they went home with d cup!

_{maa be gi fun e o damy ti oo ba pa enu e mo o}

otito loju!

I remember when i used to bedwet _{God my father beat me tire}

I remeber when i had to give a speech at my middle school graduation and i froze, my kneels were shaking and I became so nervous that i couldn't utter any word. That was a negative experience.

Ato le!!

i remember New year in Nigeria when we throw lots of Banger

Ara eyin ti olopa nwa niyi

I remember the shouts of happy new year in church _{wishes everyone in NL a splendid 2006}

iwo ni olopa wa kin se emi.
I remember when i used to drink solo coke then they made d orobo size.

Memories

ya and i remeber when mirinda was 10 naira nd i used to drink at least 3everyday and lie to my mom cuz she alwayz ask dat i only had one bottle.

i remember when i was a baby and i used to pester my mum for food

i remember when i used to skip classes like everyday.

i remember when i couldnt wait to get out of high school now i want to go back

i remember d day my mom left her phone with me and i wanted to do show off so i went out to show my friends and she came back home before me and i was in deep soup.

nicetohave:
I remember when i used to bedwet _{God my father beat me tire}

I remember that too.
i was extremely scared of the dark when i was little, i was too scare to go to the bathroom so i stay in bed and do my thing on one side of the bed (reserved for pee).
my mom used to talk about this crab story. that'll bite you when you pee so it usually took me at least 15 mins to fall back asleep.

i remember this one time i went to my aunt's house to spend some weeks when i was 9 and my mom said she'd kill if i wet thier bed. one night and i found one of the girls' pads. i thought it was a diaper sort of thing so i wore it before going to bed and found out the next morning it hadn't worked. the bed was wet so i put the pad under the bed and never mentioned it. my aunt didn't mention it either when she came to visit us. she probably didn't want to get me in trouble. my mom was pretty strict when we were little.    

i remember when i was sick in Nigeria, i never let my parents know. they usually found out when i got terrible temperatures you could feel on the other side of the room and i start to really become physically sick. i hated the word "Hospital" like hell. Nurses and doctors were evil witches to me and i hated the smell and medication all together "injections" especially. i scream at those. they scare me.

i remember when i broke the microwave thing _{that glass thingy that rolls around}   i was swimming in soup _{i chop cane that nite eh, i no fit forget}

i remember this one time i called my neighbor by his first name. his little niece (only 2 years old) called him by his first name so i sort of played along (i was 11) and got in trouble with my mom for it .

my neighbor was probably 30 something.

iwo ni olopa wa kin se emi.
I remember when i used to drink solo coke then they made d orobo size.

ya and i remeber when mirinda was 10 naira nd i used to drink at least 3everyday and lie to my mom because she alwayz ask that i only had one bottle.

_{ifun loro}  

I remember when i won the drinking competition in NYSC camp _{na coke i drink o}

ma je kin ba eja o! i'm d iyalode now pity u missed d coronation, there was lots to eat.

I remember when i broke one of those designer expensive plates and we only had one of it so i couldn't replace it like i've been doing when i break plates. i begged my aunt not to tell but my mom knew d next morning and when she said gbenu e wa si bi i was so sure she was gon beat me but she didn't and told me to alwayz tell her when stuff like dat happens.

i remember being a huge teacher's pet in Nigeria. everyone thought i was related to teachers. no one wanted to get on my bad side. i was pretty young too for my grade.
people thought i was snobby because i didn't hang out w/ the "bad" people. my mom told me not to!.

yeah i remember when i was a good girl _{i still am tho} and the VP of my school was my uncle and friend, and so nobody wanted to get on my bad side

i was a teachers pet too and it wasn't fun. they beat me more dan d other kids all in d name of luv.
i remember diz jingle bell remix

Jingle bell,jingle bell'
mosquito je mi
blow me here
blow me there
koko wu jade
Jingle bell,jingle bell'
mosquito je mi
blow me here
blow me there
koko wu jade

i remember one of my teachers in pry school. he's so strict (he's ghanaian) one day he called a boy up and told him to take off his shirt then took a razor and threatened to cut a line on his back. the boy was crying like mad. we were so scared !!

oritse

i remember when i found nairaland, i was wonderful!!!!!!!

I remember my primary school teachers. Most of them were Ghanians. Those men have high degrees in knocking students' heads. I salute them!

i remember my chemistry teacher in high school she was a ghanian, Mrs. Vowa. she was reallly strict and she cared about the success of her students i miss her.

i remember when i bribed my big bro not to tell my mum what i did _{i idid something bad} he didnt collect the bribe but he didnt tell sha

I remember my NYSC days at Igbeti, oyo state (anyone from there?)

i remember when... o lord! When... When....

not me  

 i remember when my mum gave birth to my baby sister, she was so tiny, i thought she would break but shes now big _{4 yrs old} and troublesome . i still love her tho

awww

i remember when... rolly .. ermm.. wat did she do? Ohh i remember she's lucky to be making her own money.