I remember when Layi posted trash

i remember when i first joined this site, i thought err1 was fxcked

layi:

I remember when goodguy was ignored by lizzy and demi.

i remember how i just laughed so hard at that.

i remeber when i was almost crushing on layi.

buhahahahahahahahahahaha sum1 shoot me

i remembered when..infact the first NL is spoke to on phone,

nike4luv:

buhahahahahahahahahahaha someone shoot me

I'll shoot u alright. lemme get a gun!

I remember when i was 10. I killed a croakroach.

man those stuff make me scream, infact every animal made me scream, u know dose croakroach that fly?

i remembered when my school gave me the wrong sets of results 2years in a row, i had to confront them

i remembere when my sis called me on d phone diz afternoon to tell me she blew up the microwave!

hhehehehaha.. thts funny.

I remember when...I remember when I cut my finger this morning with a blade

i remember our first and second house opening ceremony, come and see this people, they were dancing, i couldnt dance dat much cos most people were 'fi idi ru mi'

i remember my mommas 40th buffday, woah gud shyt

i remember last years house party, who say they gon spend pounds, hahaha , thanks America {na dollars o}

I remembered the day i left home....

I remember nothing.

I remember nothing

I remember when you got the head injury

I remember.... i was thinking "i had an head injury" when i read that line.

i remember when i had red hair and this guy asked me what was on my head he was like "kilo gbe sori" and i answered "ekpon e ni mo gbe sori" {am carrying your d*ck on my head}

i remembered when my brother hit me on at @$$ with a knife, i screamed "oro o" {as in venom} and i laughed until i choked up my dodo

I remembered when my neighbour died in a gas explosion the day she is to resume work from vacation

Sorry about that.

I remember when I (almost) finished Halo 2.

I remember i almost THREW Mr. Admin in Trouble!

I remember the first time i saw hotangel's pic, she momentarily knocked the air out of my lungs

I remember seeing this today: don't use the word xmas because you get the devil happy. Xmas is word brought out by unbelievers-its crosses (x) the christ in christmas,it was brought out to say that Christ is not worthy.spread the truth to others!

wat do u think?

i remember when my friend decided to create a rock band, i was like   hes almost dere now, i helped that kid mhm

I remember seeing this today: don't use the word xmas because you get the devil happy. Xmas is word brought out by unbelievers-its crosses (x) the christ in christmas,it was brought out to say that Christ is not worthy.spread the truth to others!

what do u think?

never heard of that before but it maked sense, okay.

I remember i almost "fall out" with my superstarlet nike4luv

ooook

i remember the day my friend called me a "slut" i forgave her because she was trying to say something else but she didnt know what "slut" meant

I remember when I sat my Common Entrance Exams in Nigeria

I remember my first James Hadley chase : lay her among the lilies  

I remember my kid brothers naming ceremony

I remember when I used to visit my cousins during the holidays when I was in nigeria

i remember when i failed to get an answer right and my teacher asked dis lil kid in my class to flog me..it was 'school over'....(school had closed) so my dad came to pick me up...fortunately @ dat time...parents were allowed in d skl building (dnt knw bout now shaa), so my dad saw d guy bout to flog me (on my palm..dunno which one shaa)..my dad came into the class...O Ma Dayz. i knew he wud do smthing...
my dad took the 'cane' off the boy and was really shouting and 'hallering' omg..he was really shouting @ d teacher. boy! i felt sorry for her shaa....but then she knew never to mess with US again. it was gd! i enjoyed every moment of it!

i remember when i first landed in US airport, the kain cold wey blow me eh, i no go fit 4get am lai lai !!!!

I remember when the final medical school exam pass list was pasted, like play like play i don become dokita be dat o

LMAO rolly!  
i remember when i came to the UK. my uncles and aunties and a few of my cuzns were there. and 1 of ma aunties had dis banner she made dat said 'BRIAN (my dad) welcome back to england, and kids, welcome to london' (well, smthin like that) it was quite emabarrasin but i must admit...i loved it @ d same time. mehn..ppl were just STARING cos there was tears in everyone's eyezzzzz aw!!