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After Two Bottles by pcaliphate(m): 5:35am On Jul 15, 2015
After Two Bottles
In a pace of anxiety I hurried to a Bar. My patience was impatient so I ignored my faulty Car. Via a pencil of hand signal, I drew the attention of the Waiter. Smiles were exchanged & he jotted my order Data.
It was just two bottles of an apex Alcohol. I thought I had the bones to cope but my ability didn't Call. Minutes after consumption, my eyes became Foggy. It was just two bottles! but the situation was near Ugly.
Ugly was it, when I informed a lady of the two big boils situated on her Chest. She slapped me passionately & her hand was a Crest. My brain took a stroll while I honoured the invitation of a Gutter To be drunk is deadly! For the liquid smelled like Butter.
By Olowo Tosin John
Re: After Two Bottles by Nobody: 6:00am On Jul 15, 2015
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Re: After Two Bottles by Divepen1(m): 6:49am On Jul 15, 2015
Good one bro.

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Re: After Two Bottles by Nobody: 6:53am On Jul 15, 2015
Re: After Two Bottles by pcaliphate(m): 10:29am On Jul 15, 2015
Divepen1:
Good one bro.
Thanks Sir. I appreciate

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