this letter was written to advice president Muhammadu Buhari on his visit to the United States of America.


Things Buhari must know before travelling to the
United States for his first official visit.We don't want
another embarrassment.
# Buharibeforeyouembarrassusagain
1: The President of the United States is Barack Obama
and not Osama.
2: The American leader is called President and not
Prime Minister.
3: The people overseeing their "ministries" are called
Secretaries and not ministers. That's why John Kerry
(not kwerry o) is called Secretary of State.
4: They will probably not understand your terrible
accent.So please, go with an English interpreter to
interprete your English.
5: You don't need to travel with a 32 man delegation.
It's waste of resources and totally unnecessary.
6: If Obama gives you a tour of the Airforce one, don't
come back and tell us you want one.We can't afford
it.We are still looking for money to construct your
helipad in Daura.
7: Please, no matter the temptation, don't try to crack
jokes with that terrible accent.They will not understand
you and it will be very awkward.
8: It is the United States congress and not kwongress.
9: If you promise to bring sex marriage to Nigeria,
Nigerians will eat you alive.Though Rotimi Amaechi
who dresses like a woman may support you.
10: If Susan Rice or any top female official offers their
hands, shake them . Don't take your religious
fanaticism there.
11: The American press is not like Nation, Sun
Newspapers or Vanguard.You can't buy them.Their
press men are not like Femi Adesina, they won't
accept brown envelopes.
12: Please try not to engage Obama in an intellectual
discussion.He is far above your level.Obama is a
graduate of Harvard while you are a graduate of Daura
cattle farm.The difference is very clear.
13: Please don't talk about racism in America.It's none
of your business, and apart from that, you are a
hardcore tribalist.Tribalism and racism are twins.So a
tribalist talking about racism is unadulterated hypicrisy.
14: Please in the name of God you serve, stay away
from Obama's daughters.Paedophilia is a crime there
and children/young girls are not married off.When you
see them, please don't cut eye for them.Sharia law that
people like use to justify marrying children doesn't work
there.
Please, in the name of God, don't embarrass us again!
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your point exactly?

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I see!!!..........

Good one but i think you goofed on Femi Adesina. I don't know him in person, but the little i heard about him, i think he is one of the few Journalist in Nigeria that has put his name in Gold. A Nigerian Journalist that is not like Nigerian journalist!

yes Buhari is reading open letters but your own nor go pass politics section for here...yimu!

nonsense; cracks for frown.

@Op your father and mother need advice on how to make u respect elders...#noinsult#

Hope he reads this