OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUHARI FROM HARMLESS:
We don't want another embarrassment like what happened in London oo000!!! Where he called chancellor Merkel "President Marchell" and Germany "West Germany".
President BUHARI, before you embarrass us again:
1. American president is Barack Obama NOT "Barack Osama" before FBI will arrest you oo00!!
2. American leader is called President and NOT "Prime Minister" take note sir.
3. People overseeing their Ministries are called "Secretaries" and not Ministers, just as they have John Kerry BUT not John kwerry oo00!
4. Please go with an interpreter to interpret your terrible English because they will probably not understand you when you
begin to talk about Nigeria's kwunstitution.
5. If Obama give you a tour with their
Airforce 1 jet please don't come back and
request for one in Nigeria, we can't afford it,
remember that we are still looking for fund
to construct your HELIPAD in daura.
6. Please no matter the temptation don't try to crack joke with your terrible accent, they will not understand you and it will be very awkward.
7. Take note, it is "United State
Congress NOT kwongress please.
8. If you promise to bring same sex marriage to Nigeria, make sure you marry Rotimi Ameachi before you come back, even though Ameachi who dresses like woman may support you.
9. If any American top female official offer their hands, please shake them, don't take your religious fanatism there please.
10. Please don't talk about racism in America, it's none of your business, apart from that, you are a hard core tribalist and as you can see tribalism and racism are twins, so tribalist talking about racism is unadulterated hypocrisy and finally.
11. Try not to engage Obama in
intellectual discussion, he is far above your
level, Obama is a Graduate of Harvard
University while we are still not sure of WAEC in your DAURA village. So please in the name of God, don't embarrass Nigerians again.
Thank you

Petrus Harmless Ndubueze:

tell him oo...DAT mumu goro mallam wei no get common ssce

he will not even talk there... To aviod disgrace

.op u must be mentally deranged

He has boarded already. So shut up with your infantile rants. #WailingWailer

Op 1 carton of origin for u joor...all those buhari fanatics make una jejely carry dix message to him o....b4 he disgrace us finish 4 there.

afam4ever do the needfull

Na wa oo...... Many are roaming mad.

amani337:
.op u must be mentally deranged

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donholy28:
Op 1 carton of origin for u joor...all those buhari fanatics make una jejely carry dix message to him o....b4 he disgrace us finish 4 there.

Darling, change to a glass of Irish Cream and some tots of Cointreau please

TwentySeven:
He has boarded already. So shut up with your infantile rants. #WailingWailer

I will fax it to his P.A cum Interpreter to protect the county's falling image

youngdude1:
afam4ever do the needfull

During GEJ did afam4ever did the "needful"?

just passing

Abba999:

During GEJ did afam4ever did the "needful"?

question for the gods

Abba999:


Darling, change to a glass of Irish Cream and some tots of Cointreau please

*counts d money in my pocket...hmmm only 200#.. well minus #50 offering 4 church *... babe just order everything...I will be back...*turns around...walks to d gate and switch to usian bolt mode**

K

youngdude1:
tell him oo...DAT mumu goro mallam wei no get common ssce

. Chai, @ op u re on point. This is wat i think everyday, a president speakin like a cobler. When this 4 yr go over.

donholy28:
*counts d money in my pocket...hmmm only 200#.. well minus #50 offering 4 church *... babe just order everything...I will be back...*turns around...walks to d gate and switch to usian bolt mode**

Noo! My poor little mama's boy don't be a douchebaggery-prick! Be a smart one rather
Where I live Ladies pay their bills

ogba20:
K. Chai, @ op u re on point. This is wat i think everyday, a president speakin like a cobler. When this 4 yr go over.

ogba20:
K. Chai, @ op u re on point. This is wat i think everyday, a president speakin like a cobler. When this 4 yr go over.

anytime I watch his interviews in YouTube, I always wonder if this is the illiterate Nigerians voted for

Abba999:



Noo! My poor little mama's boy don't be a douchebaggery-prick! Be a smart one rather
Where I live Ladies pay their bills

OK u will take me out na?...wait make i invite few of my friends...just ten of us...and later i go jejely pack in ur area...una make sense

TwentySeven:
He has boarded already. So shut up with your infantile rants. #WailingWailer

Femi has given the original copy of this letter to our Dullardidoll of Daura. The media just leaked this one