| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by arsetalks(m): 5:41am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! Don't mind our girls who keep insulting garri. Garri and fried fish should be in the first aid box sef. 2 Likes |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by texazzpete(m): 5:48am On Jul 22, 2015 |
I first heard this joke when I was in 100L in my University. That was in 1998  |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Besto(m): 5:59am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! nice not as badt as people impose. I usually tip my cuzin to send me ijebu garri of 1k from lag to my base for a cost, whereas the tiping and transportation is 4times the original garri price. plus I know of a bank executive board member, who immediately he is about to leave office... he calls his dawta to soak his garri down for drinking.. 3 Likes |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by MakCoby(m): 6:06am On Jul 22, 2015 |
And why do most ladies feel the need to lie even @ the point of death? |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by oshokay(m): 6:16am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Jollof rice changed to Gaari for belle... Lol |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Nobody: 6:22am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! forget oh, garri is a divine food. If you love it, you will always want it! 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Orikinla(m): 7:21am On Jul 22, 2015 |
She was not used to having garri and groundnuts, so that caused her to fall ill. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by gazmann(m): 7:21am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! Yeah they are my girls . There is no place I've not drank my garri even on vac abroad 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Nobody: 7:28am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Her sugardaddy no send her money to buy bournvita and agege bread that's why she opt for garrium and epa she brought from her parents home. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Nobody: 7:43am On Jul 22, 2015 |
acenazt:
you do know no one asked for your opinion and no one said it was a joke right? Next time your bitter brain gives ur worthless eyes a command to read something and you don't like it,make sure that the moss filled skull of yours keeps its bitter views to it self. Fool Okay Marxist |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by zonax(m): 7:48am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Have heard this same story long ago. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by sirwilly1(m): 7:53am On Jul 22, 2015 |
GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here
Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-
There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.
One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!
Hahahahahahahahahah. No be her fault. Na the juju wey dey track her from village change her meal inside her belle. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Officialcart3rG(m): 7:57am On Jul 22, 2015 |
 some girls can mumu ehn !! |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by 1dafullymade(f): 8:02am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! oh dear! ar u sure i'm not there other "missing sister? Lol...damn! i love garri & groundnut to the point of drinking that on a Christmas day, rather than eating d "Christmas rice"...a guy fell in love wt me in sch(datz according to him o), just cus he came over to my room to take me out & told him i was about "soaking" garri,that dat wz what i actually wished to take at d moment....& he watched me take my delicious garri & groundnut....nnaa mehn, dat "delicacy" is everything, biko...i stil trade it for normal food sometimes 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by iykedegee: 8:02am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Seen this post before |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by ronlyp: 8:04am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Dammit  .....u for smile her...them tell her say na chicken n fried rice u see. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by shilz(f): 8:21am On Jul 22, 2015 |
 How do u stand d sight of sm1 vomitting near u biko,abi u wan lick am 4 d person  ewwww can't deal |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by MrsAnyanwu(f): 8:26am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! u no well at all, all these tushed story for just garri, if I catch u ehnnn,roflmao 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by solid3(m): 8:31am On Jul 22, 2015 |
GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here
Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-
There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.
One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!
This is a joke right? |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Nobody: 8:33am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Men hype more jare Abeg free the poor girl N who told u garri is poor food over here that ish is premium i waka far self to find real ijebu garri .. So wts d big deal I drink garri all day long n will still pay ur bills   Runs out |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by defemidefemi(m): 8:36am On Jul 22, 2015 |
acenazt:
Lol na so one chick Wey dey form British accent for campus been do ohh. that day she dey waka dey make call naim she mistakenly miss step enta gutter as she enta she scream chineke guys come turn look her she come say sorry I meant to say Ooooops. too much of Africa magic is dangerous to ur thinking. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by simdam500(m): 8:38am On Jul 22, 2015 |
I'll never talk to her again  |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by guvna(m): 8:39am On Jul 22, 2015 |
LOL!!
What a STUPID but funny story. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by chigoizie7(m): 8:44am On Jul 22, 2015 |
NICOGRAVITY:
My guy, this joke is very old. I cracked this joke over 28 years ago.
If you were a follower of Papa Ajasco and Pepeye you would have read this over and over again.
Story for the gods.
Which University in Nigeria has 7:30am class?
Next time fine tune your lies very well.
7am classes? Maybe u actually didn't go to university @all. It is not normal, but all those lecturers are so mean, they fix 7am lectures and even make attendance compulsory. So, don't even go there. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by mikkypel(m): 8:48am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Maybe she ate it in the dream.. Who she help sef? |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by chigoizie7(m): 8:49am On Jul 22, 2015 |
agabaI23:
A new version of the old gist.
The older version: Babe went to cafeteria to eat, ordered for rice meat, ate about 5 spoonfuls and left the food. On stepping out of the hall, she threw up releasing the little rice first and then smoked garri followed like a jet propulsion afterwards... She realized that the garri already smoked will spoil the incoming rice and chicken in her tummy, thus, throwing up so as to make better space for d new rice and chicken to settle wella, I bet, she must have gone back to her rice and chicken. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by oviejnr(m): 8:54am On Jul 22, 2015 |
LWKMD ;DLWKMD |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by oviejnr(m): 8:56am On Jul 22, 2015 |
GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here
Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-
There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.
One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!
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| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by beyoncausme: 8:59am On Jul 22, 2015 |
such is life... 
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| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by Nobody: 9:02am On Jul 22, 2015 |
acenazt:
Lol na so one chick Wey dey form British accent for campus been do ohh. that day she dey waka dey make call naim she mistakenly miss step enta gutter as she enta she scream chineke guys come turn look her she come say sorry I meant to say Ooooops. |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by urchmanx(m): 9:08am On Jul 22, 2015 |
nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!! I understand you bro. The point by the op is she should have been pride of her vomit. If she was pride of it maybe we could have considered the gerri and nuts to be the problem. 1 Like |
| Re: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by coolhumble(m): 9:16am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Lol she actually ate that in the dream. Fake ass |
