WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.

Wife: which teams are playing?

Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united


Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal..

Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is drogba playing?

Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...

Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?

Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...

Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for?

Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester united....

Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?

Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester united...!!

Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!

Husband: [silent]

Wife: what is that red card for?

Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for his misbehaving...

Wife: then is he going to be a coach?

Husband:[unwill ing to answer] aaaaaaa no...

Wife: its the same with traffic lights yellow=warning ,red=danger.

Husband: exactly darling ...

Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....

Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent]

Wife: who is that man standing who looks like mr bean?

Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.

Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is manchest wenger?

Husband: [changes the channel]

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