RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: MARRY AN ARSENAL FAN IF A LIVERPOOL, CHELSEA, CITY,ARSENAL AND UNITED FAN ARE ALL SEEKING YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!!

Our sister, friends, ladies, women and all females need to hear this and take this advice very seriously.

The clubs we support has a long way in showing our temperaments. Chelsea fans can be very impatient as we saw when they lost to Spurs and PSG last season. It took a string of beautiful results to calm their nerves. But we are not here to talk about Chelsea, City, Liverpool or United fans. We want to give you reasons why you should advice your sisters, your daughters to marry an Arsenal fan if the fans of Arsenal and other clubs are seeking for your hand in marriage! Enjoy!!

CONSISTENCY!
An Arsenal fan will not promise you Lamborghini or Ferrari, but he will hustle hard to make sure you don’t trek. You may not live in Maitama, Banana Island, Barnawa or Accra, but he will make sure you have a roof over your head just as Arsenal makes sure they make the top 4. Don’t forget that Van Gaal promised United fans the title only to struggle to comeback home with top 4. Now, imagine a man promising you Bugatti only to comeback home with a Volvo! You are gonna get mad whenever you hear Voooooooom!!!

LOYALTY

Every woman wants loyalty. Someone who will never leave them for another woman no matter how big their belly gets after child birth…or even after cumulatively eating akpu and amala late every night, He will still be there, Smiling at them and loving them like they just met for the first time. Arsenal fans will show you that same loyalty. They didn’t leave their club when Madam Chelsea became more beautiful by undergoing different plastic surgeries.They wont leave you for a more beautiful women!

HE THINKS YOU ARE THE BEST EVEN WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN’T!

Do you know that Giround is better than Aguerro and Costa if you consider the games they all played between October and December? Do you know that Arsenal is the best club in Europe if you consider the games played in 2015 alone? Yes! This is how the average Arsenal fan sees his beautiful club. This is how they will see you when you marry them. Just be good in one of the months of one of the twelve months and you are the best woman in the world for the whole year.

HE FIGHTS TO KEEP YOU. EVEN WHEN YOU WANT ANOTHER MAN.

Remember Fabregas? Nasri? Adabayo? and many more players who left Arsenal. The fans did all they could to keep them even when they openly courted and flirted with other men(clubs). They will do all they can to be with you. Though they wont be very forgiving if you marry their neighbor (Chelsea) or their rival (Manchester United or Manchester City). They are ok if you leave them for a poorer guy (Tottenham and Liverpool) and are even ok if you leave them for a distant billionaire (Barcelona). But don’t leave that distant billionaire to marry Chelsea. They didnt like it when a lady named Fabregas tried it

HE WILL FORGIVE EVERY WRONG YOU DID…IF YOU JUST KISS HIM!

We have seen Arsenal players confess and profess their love for other clubs just like a woman would confess and profess her love for another man (in her heart ooo). But these players do it for everyone to see and when they are kicked out by other men, Arsenal accepts them with little grumbling. Just like they did for Flamini and Henry. All these players did to gain their forgiveness was say how they missed the atmosphere at the Emirates and how they love Arsenal. Do you know what these players also did to regain their lost love? they kissed the club crest, yes the Arsenal crest. Theiry Henry kissed the crest after scoring against Leads United. Flamini knew it would take so many Mikel years for him to score a goal, so he kissed the crest when Chamberline scored. Sharp guy, No time!

YOU ARE MISS WORLD AND MISS UNIVERSE EVEN IF YOU AREN’T!

A man in love sees his wife as the most beautiful woman even when she manages to hide a thing or two about her beauty. He also thinks she has the best character and manners even when she codes it and managers to act not too nicely in front of others. Ask any Arsenal fan which is the best club in Europe this season? he will answer ARSENAL (Barcelona)! Who is the best club in England, He will answer ARSENAL (Chelsea). Who won the world cup? They will still answer ARSENAL (Germany). Who is the best player in the world? They will tell you its Sanchez, though we know its Messi. This is how they see their wife (players).

WHO DOESN’T WANT A HANDSOME MAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITY?

No One!! Just look at how beautiful the club is. From the color of the crest, to everything in-between. Arsenal is beautiful. Now who wouldn’t want a man who is too beautiful to be ordinarily handsome? Every woman dreams of such a man and the answer to such a dream is in every Arsenal fan out there. They are all good looking and intelligent.

Abi na lie?

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