OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUHARI FROM HARMLESS: THINGS BUHARI MUST KNOW BEFORE TRAVELING TO AMERICA FOR HIS FIRST OFFICIAL VISIT
We don't want another embarrassment like what happened in London oo000!!! Where he called chancellor Merkel "President Marchell" and Germany "West Germany".President BUHARI, before you embarrass us again:
1. American president is Barack Obama NOT "Barack Osama" before FBI will arrest you oo00!!
2. American leader is called President and NOT "Prime Minister" take note sir.
3. People overseeing their Ministries are called "Secretaries" and not Ministers, just as they have John Kerry BUT not John kwerry oo00!
4. Please go with an interpreter to interpret your terrible English because they will probably not understand you when you begin to talk about Nigeria's kwunstitution.
5. If Obama give you a tour with their Airforce 1 jet please don't come back and request for one in Nigeria, we can't afford it, remember that we are still looking for fund to construct your HELIPAD in daura.
6. Please no matter the temptation don't try to crack joke with your terrible accent, they will not understand you and it will be very awkward.
7. Take note, it is "United State Congress NOT kwongress please.
8. If you promise to bring same sex marriage to Nigeria, make sure you marry Rotimi Ameachi before you come back, even though Ameachi who dresses like woman may support you.
9. If any American top female official offer their hands, please shake them, don't take your religious fanatism there please.
10. Please don't talk about racism in America, it's none of your business, apart from that, you are a hard core tribalist and as you can see tribalism and racism are twins, so tribalist talking about racism is unadulterated hypocrisy and finally.
11. Try not to engage Obama in intellectual discussion, he is far above your level, Obama is a Graduate of Harvard University while we are still not sure of WAEC in your DAURA village. So please in the name of God, don't embarrass Nigerians again. Thank you

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now i see the dangers of joblessness an idled man is as good as dead pls go get smtin doing instead of disgracing ur state in the name of joke now i see the dangers of joblessness an idled man is as good as dead pls go get smtin doing instead of disgracing ur state in the name of joke