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Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by Nobody: 5:53am On Jul 21, 2015
At the interview to fill the vacancy of a Field Engineer in a multinational oil company, two competent and qualified Engineers were short-listed and the company was to decide on who to retain and who to show the red card.

They asked them If they could drive and they both answered in the affirmative even though only one of them could drive.

The Head of the Human Resources spearheading the interview cum pruning session then handed his car keys to them to prove their driving skills within the premises.

The over-confident applicant collected the car key, opened the car, switched on the ignition, lighted it up, sped off, swirled, swerved and made some stunts on wheels before parking the car on the same spot to the seeming rousing applause and mischievously knowing smile of the interviewers.

The other applicant who could not drive collected the key all the same, opened the car, opened the bonnet, checked the engine oil level, the brake fluid level, the gear oil level and the water in the radiator level.

As he closed the bonnet, the chief interviewer walked towards him and said: "Don't bother driving, you've just been hired!"

PRECAUTION is more powerful than EXPERTISE!

The race is not for the swiftest, but to the wise!

Don't be brash and over-confident.

Learn the ropes and never back off from giving your best even If you don't possess what it takes.

That someone is doing it fast doesn't mean he is doing it right!

Direction is more important than speed!

Exercise caution and take precaution in the journey of life - that's how to be recruited into the employment of success.

Good Morning!

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Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by marshalcarter: 6:05am On Jul 21, 2015
OP.....if m a gal....I would be ur galfrndcheesy

But m a guy lyk you nd I dnt want doughnut in ma a$$grin

Dis story just gave me an insight....tnx Gud mornin wink
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by 5minsmadness: 6:23am On Jul 21, 2015
But the first guy cheated na, he lied.
Dishonest employee undecided
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by Nobody: 6:29am On Jul 21, 2015
Nice! these are the kind of threads Id luv to be seeing on NL cheesy
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by Nobody: 6:35am On Jul 21, 2015
5minsmadness:
But the first guy cheated na, he lied.
Dishonest employee undecided
he lied but never relented to give his best.

Never look down on your potentials!!!

Where other go and fail, you may go and succeed!

Inability is never an excuse; your trial caps it all!

Good Morning!!

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Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by 5minsmadness: 6:37am On Jul 21, 2015
JoeArmsD1:
he lied but never relented to give his best.

Never look down on your potentials!!!

Where other go and fail, you may go and succeed!

Inability is never an excuse; your trial caps it all!

Good Morning!!
Nice answer grin
Good morning!
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by Haywhymido(m): 6:39am On Jul 21, 2015
nice one. frontpage material
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by saxwizard(m): 6:41am On Jul 21, 2015
this already made fp I guess
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by harbeordune(f): 6:50am On Jul 21, 2015
Patience is a virtue
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by RealAdewole(m): 7:04am On Jul 21, 2015
and is it a good thing to lie during interviews
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by meimoks(f): 7:12am On Jul 21, 2015
Real food for thot
Re: Morning Food For Thought For Nairalanders by teddybear007(f): 7:16am On Jul 21, 2015
Nice one dear

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