There was a man who had worked all of his life and
has saved all of his money. He was a real
cheapskate (selfish person) when it came to his
money. He loved money more than just about
anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,
"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my
money and
place it in the casket with me. Because I want to
take all my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart
that when he died, she would put all the money in
the casket with him.
When one day he died. He was stretched out in the
casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to
their best friend. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait a minute!" She had a
shoebox with her, she came over with the box and
placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked
the casket and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to
put all that money in there with that stingy old man."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I
can't lie. I promised him that I was to put that
money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his
money in the casket with him?!"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
into my account and I wrote him a cheque."..

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