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There Is A Clothing Line That Stops Your Farts From Smelling by Giftedgreen: 2:15pm On Jul 24, 2015
It might come as a surprise to some of you that fart-combatting clothing already exists. UK brand Shreddies makes underwear for men and women that stop your farts from smelling, saving multitudes from embarrassment. And now, it has added a new range of pyjamas and jeans that promise to be “super comfy, sexy and, of course, stylish”

So how do these wonder garments work? Each one includes a back panel made using Zortex, a highly porous material that absorbs all bad odours by neutralising them. When you wash your underpants – or your jeans - the Zortex filtration system is reactivated and ready to combat flatulence once more.

The new pyjama range is made from cotton and the jeans from denim, with both being handmade by a team of seamstresses in Leicestershire. The question is, how will these new items hold all the naughty smells in?

The jeans and pyjamas feature a full carbon lining from the waistband to just above the knee which gives increased protection from odours.

Since the average person passes wind around 14 times a day, these new additions could come in very handy and prevent all sorts of awkward situations on first dates, flying and staying with friends. For extra protection, you can double up your Shreddies denim with a pair of its award-winning pants – or go commando if you’re feeling brave.

As the company’s motto goes: fart with confidence.

http://giftedgreen.com/2014/blog/2015/07/24/there-is-a-clothing-line-that-stops-your-farts-from-smelling/

Re: There Is A Clothing Line That Stops Your Farts From Smelling by Topccy007: 2:17pm On Jul 24, 2015
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Re: There Is A Clothing Line That Stops Your Farts From Smelling by chybykee(m): 2:26pm On Jul 24, 2015
WTF undecided

They're meant to smell, leave them Natural sad grin
Re: There Is A Clothing Line That Stops Your Farts From Smelling by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jul 24, 2015
I don't want that clothing line, I want my fart to smell
Re: There Is A Clothing Line That Stops Your Farts From Smelling by adanduka: 2:47pm On Jul 24, 2015
I want my fart to smell. tongue
Re: There Is A Clothing Line That Stops Your Farts From Smelling by mizzhoneey(f): 3:24pm On Jul 24, 2015
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