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Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by manosteel(m): 11:37am On Jul 25, 2015
Like him or hate him, He is one African Leader that has stood up to the west. Here is collection of some of his quotes.

1. Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer.

2. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man

3. Countries such as U.S and Britain have taken it upon themselves to decide for us in the developing world, even to interfere in our domestic affairs and to bring about what they call regime change

4. The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans, Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans

5. So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe

6. I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he died only once

7. We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

8. The commonwealth is just a mere club, but it has become like an ‘animal farm’ where some members are more equal than others. How can Tony Blair claim to regulate and direct events and still say all of us are equal?...Independent on Sunday, 7 December 2003

9. We did not send away whites. We only took away Land-Pretoria, south Africa 8 April 2015

10. You take Gold and leave holes in my country, No! –Pretoria, 8 April 2015

11. Mandela has gone a bit too far in doing good to non black communities-Harare, Zimbabwe, 2 May 2013

12. It’s your support which enables me with my small frame to instill fear in the likes of Obama.

13. Britain is a very cold uninhabited country with small houses…Independent

14. Referring to John Howard, the Australian Prime minister, He said “They tell me he is one of those genetically modified being because of the criminal ancestry he derives from, R.Mugabe, November 2003

15. Referring to Archbishop Desmond Tutu, he said “He is an angry, evil and embittered little Bishop

16. It would have been great if Zimbabwe had Oil, Bush would have bombed the crap out oh him a long ago

17. Even the devil is not Gay, he chose to talk to a naked Eve instead of a naked Adam

18. The tell me it’s time to say goodbye to Zimbabwe, “Why? Where is Zimbabwe going?”

19. U.S has more blacks in prison than her Universities can accommodate

(Ref: Brainquote.com, wikiquote.com, beardedman., independent)

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by jlinkd78(m): 11:39am On Jul 25, 2015
manosteel:
Like him or hate him, He is one African Leader that has stood up to the west. Here is collection of some of his quotes.

1. Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer.

2. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man

3. Countries such as U.S and Britain have taken it upon themselves to decide for us in the developing world, even to interfere in our domestic affairs and to bring about what they call regime change

4. The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans, Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans

5. So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe

6. I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he died only once

7. We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

8. The commonwealth is just a mere club, but it has become like an ‘animal farm’ where some members are more equal than others. How can Tony Blair claim to regulate and direct events and still say all of us are equal?...Independent on Sunday, 7 December 2003

9. We did not send away whites. We only took away Land-Pretoria, south Africa 8 April 2015

10. You take Gold and leave holes in my country, No! –Pretoria, 8 April 2015

11. Mandela has gone a bit too far in doing good to non black communities-Harare, Zimbabwe, 2 May 2013

12. It’s your support which enables me with my small frame to instill fear in the likes of Obama.

13. Britain is a very cold uninhabited country with small houses…Independent

14. Referring to John Howard, the Australian Prime minister, He said “They tell me he is one of those genetically modified being because of the criminal ancestry he derives from, R.Mugabe, November 2003

15. Referring to Archbishop Desmond Tutu, he said “He is an angry, evil and embittered little Bishop

16. It would have been great if Zimbabwe had Oil, Bush would have bombed the crap out oh him a long ago

17. Even the devil is not Gay, he chose to talk to a naked Eve instead of a naked Adam

18. The tell me it’s time to say goodbye to Zimbabwe, “Why? Where is Zimbabwe going?”

19. U.S has more blacks in prison than her Universities can accommodate

(Ref: Brainquote.com, wikiquote.com, beardedman., independent)
liking 17 & 18. very correct
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by jlinkd78(m): 11:40am On Jul 25, 2015
If African leaders will be holding their own like this man, rid ourselves of corruption then d whiteman will definitely begin to respect us more. He also had this to say " I v just concluded – since President Obama endorses
the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people
and enjoys an attractive countenance – thus if it
becomes necessary, I shall travel to Washington, DC,
get down on my knee and ask his hand. "

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Princecalm(m): 11:42am On Jul 25, 2015
sometimes this man speak so much sense

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by tayebest(m): 11:47am On Jul 25, 2015
Even the devil is not Gay, he chose to talk to a Unclad Eve instead of a Unclad Adam

This part makes me think hard, undecided


But later makes me laff hard! grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by ganja06(m): 11:48am On Jul 25, 2015
Hmmm
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Splashme: 11:50am On Jul 25, 2015
Love him or hate him, Mugabe is a winner.

The West are even tired of him now

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by jlinkd78(m): 11:54am On Jul 25, 2015
tayebest:

This part makes me think hard, undecided

But later makes me laff hard! grin grin grin
same here
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Nobody: 11:56am On Jul 25, 2015
There are truths in these words

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by jlinkd78(m): 12:00pm On Jul 25, 2015
Princecalm:
something this man speak so much sense
something or sometimes
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Princecalm(m): 12:05pm On Jul 25, 2015
jlinkd78:
something or sometimes
don't mind auto-correct, always claiming to know more that man.
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by davuvid(m): 12:05pm On Jul 25, 2015
Lols...no 18 cracked my ribs..
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by Tundenoni(m): 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2015
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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by UniqueGem(m): 12:11pm On Jul 25, 2015
R. Mugabe = Obama's worst Nightmare.
If only our darling Bubu will hold his own like this man, the embarassment we get from US would be minimal with respect at maximum.

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Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by multikolour(m): 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2015
if all African President are like Mugabe, white men would have lent their lessons since 1776BC
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by 1dafullymade(f): 12:35pm On Jul 25, 2015
Love love no 17....got me laughing out real loud.
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by MalcoImX: 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2015
To Condoleeza Rice, former US Secretary of State, after she called Zimbabwe an outpost of tyranny.
" ...that girl born out of the slave ancestry, who should know from the history of slavery in America, from the present situation of blacks in America that the white man is not a friend. The white man is the slave master to
her,"
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by MalcoImX: 12:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
Robert Mugabe accusing US President George W. Bush of "rank hypocrisy" for lecturing him on human rights.
"His hands drip with innocent blood of many nationalities. He kills in Iraq. He kills in Afghanistan. And this is supposed to be our master on human rights?"
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"At that concentration camp, international law does not apply,"
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"Almighty Bush is now coming back to the UN for a rescue package because his nose is bloodied. Yet he dares to lecture us on tyranny,"
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by NaijGeisha: 4:19pm On Jul 25, 2015
I have been reading all these posts on homosexuality and its shocking at Nigerians have decided to use Homosexuals as scapegoats. everyone or a majority of Nigerians are condemning homosexuals because they are trying to mask their own sins!! ALL SIN IS EQUAL! IT IS IN THE BIBLE. so regardless of how you may feel sin is sin. sexual immorality is sin! if you are a straight man and you sleep with a woman before marriage your sin is equal to the sin of a homosexual check your Bibles that you cling so much too. it is there!!!

Before i go on let me explain who i am! i am a nigerian born and raised and went to boarding school! i always knew i was different. before i was born the doctor said i was a girl, but when i came out i was a boy. i was a still birth and wasnt breathing, my dad took me outside the hospital raised me in the air and prayed to God and i started to breathe. I knew i was a homosexual since the age of 7! so tell me why God will let me live knowing that i was a homosexual! while you all are thinking of an excuse to challenge what i just said, let me continue!!

i went to boarding school and at night many of the boys would come up to me, and these boys are the same boys that are raising their self righteous heads in the air protesting against homosexuality! i have the names of all of them in my head all these years and i am ready to go to newspapers and international news sites to disclose their names! i am 100% at least one of you hypocritical, corrupt, intolerant men are here saying all sorts of stupid things. Nigerians are known to follow the popular things amongst themselves before you are quick to condemn think!!

How many nigerian men cheat on their wifes! why arent they in prison ( your response will either be ; everyone does it, or it is common practise) well just because it is common doesn't mean it is right( you could say the same for homosexuality, yes i know, but so can you with so many other things) LET WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE)

IF JESUS WAS AROUND NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU CONDEMNING AND KILLING, HURTING AND IMPRISONING HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE !!!!!

Also if you are not a comfortable with your sexuality or closeted homosexual or embarrassed because you have had homosexual encounters why would you care what or who two people decide to choose to live and share their lives with!! Nigerians do not know how to mind their businesses and this is what is killing us!!

we are backward and still feel that we are better that the US, but yet we jump at the western trends, clothes cars and technologies when a large proportion of the ceos of these companies are gay (homosexuals) if you want to condemn homosexuality outrightly then condemn your clothes, your cars your APPLE PRODUCTS AND DONT VISIT COUNTRIES THAT SUPPORT HOMOSEXUALITY!!

Clearly you fail you see that a large proportion of the individuals and law markers who passed this law, hire male escort and sleep with them!! and are trying to save face!!


ALL SIN IS EQUAL SO WHETHER YOU SUPPORT OR CONDEMN HOMOSEXUALITY YOU WILL STILL BE JUDGED BASED ON YOUR SINS!! AND YOUR WRONG DOING!!


in the bible it says!! DO NOT JUDGE!! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING!!!
Re: Hilarious And Controversial Quotes By Robert Mugabe by wolextayo: 4:21pm On Jul 25, 2015
FTC... Hit like if u want to be greater that him

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