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10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by terrymason(m): 1:56pm On Jul 26, 2015
Happy Sunday to you all, as you read may you be bless and change from the listed things below .

Many of ours are found guilty of some of the things below but we see nothing wrong with it, but as a christian and believer I challenge you today to do what is right before the lord for you to see progress when we all attend church .

1. THE SOCIALISER
This set of people make the church their re-uniting house were they come to meet their old friends just to laugh and gist and "boys meeting up with their girlfriends and so on... remember GOD is watching


2. THE TIME KEEPING
This guy's are like computer they program the time they come in and the time they are going to leave church, by chance service is still on and the time they program has elapse they leave without church closing.. but the way GOD normally punish this guy's sometimes is rain will start after they leave and beat them on their way


3. THE POKE NOSING ONES/APROKO
Majority of this one's carry bible and jotter to church but they never make use of it cause of talking, this group causes confusion in church, because of their talk pastor can be transfer, member suspended, in short their plan is to divide/scatter the church.... hmm what GOD has join together aproko cannot put assurder


2. CONNECTION SEEKERS
You will find my newly and old nysc discharge people here including unemployed or employed who is trying to gain favour, the main purpose is just to be connected nothing more, if pastor like he Preaches from morning till evening that it's own, this group can join anything joinable just to be recognise. I remember one of my neighbour in school those days the guy started attending my church cause his project supervisor was there... GOD is watching you in HD mode



5. THE PHONE CHARGER CLUB Funny enough this peeps might not even be from that church the reason for coming to church is to charge phone, especially when fuel was high and phcn was disappointing in 9ja, the annoying thing about this group is they are very punctual just to catch a sit close to the socket, when by their charger wire is short and the phone can't be properly place on the ground their bible will act as support to the phone.... What goes around comes around

6. THE CLOTHES MEMBERS
For people in uniform or bankers they are likely to be here, maybe because of their dress code through out the week they are unable to wear any other cloth, they go to church just to wear something else that Sunday.. GOD knows the heart of men


7. TO KILL BOREDOM Maybe no light/power, finish subscription, babe travelled etc they will just attend church, so the service self will become boring for them. Most of them don't stay till closing

8. IT IS DOCTRINE
Due to the up bring in a christian home for this dude, every Sunday is a most to go to church, maybe if the day of church is change to friday they will find it hard to even make it


9. TO SHOW OFF
To my brothers who just bought a new ride and to my sister with Brazilian hair.. Remember serve the lord with all your heart not with any material thing


10. TRUE CHRISTAIN Read psalm 122 to the end to know why we all attend church.

Written By Terrymason
Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by INTROVERT(f): 1:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
OP are you okay....

what about those that actually go to church to praise and worship GOD. they should be number 1.

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Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by terrymason(m): 1:58pm On Jul 26, 2015
Nice comment will be appreciated
Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by loomer: 1:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
Might be true sha, I wouldn't know cos I no dey go church
Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by ArchEnemy(m): 2:01pm On Jul 26, 2015
You didn't even add the most important..
The true believer/seeker
Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by terrymason(m): 2:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
INTROVERT:
OP are you okay....

what about those that actually go to church to praise and worship GOD. they should be number 1.
thank God I gave you a reference from the bible why will all worship God... psalm 122
Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jul 26, 2015
amen
Re: 10 Types Of Christains You Normally Find In Today Churches by Lammybobojay: 2:55pm On Jul 26, 2015
May God help us In Jesus' Name!

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