Who is dickele?

the very confused fella above me

Lmao

Go and bite ur prick!

@dickele
is it the same way u bit off yours lol what a dickless fellow

d1,u wicked ooo

very wicked thing.

though beneath that wicked exterior there is kindness

For the record, I never bit my prick off. Clem u wan shag to see if im lying?

wetin u wan byt 4 dat tyn wey no weigh pass 2 minute foetus own

A village family are visiting a Abuja for the first time.

The father, Crazykid, and son, Ben are in the hotel lobby when they spot an elevator.

"Wetin be that papa?" Ben asked.

"I never see thin kin thing O!" Replied Crazykid.

Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.

Crazykid and Ben, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.

They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty lady, Toks. 

Crazykid looks at Ben and says "Abeg go call ur mama tytylayor"   

Clap for yourself

@Crazykid
No! Im not a crazy kid!

@Mykali
Yea. Nice remix.

Go away jor!

ok. i will went away as soon as u explain yaself.

Hmmm. English na wao odi egwu.

Mykali just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet pap :Per,  You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

Mykali screamed with pain and licked his own fingers. .


lolololol. 

Nice joke