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Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 27, 2015
O'zeal? Sounds like Özil.
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by williams368(m): 11:38am On Jul 27, 2015
Na condition of d country.. Man go hustle... @least d director finish primary 6. Dos words hard 2 spell @ Op. So encourage d director. LOL
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by fpeter(f): 11:39am On Jul 27, 2015
LWKMD shocked
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by udomma1005(m): 11:40am On Jul 27, 2015
The spelling of producing is hypnotizing!

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Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Lexusgs430: 11:40am On Jul 27, 2015
tweetobyte:
Lol.. They are at it again

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How would 19,000 followers benefit my ministry ?
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 27, 2015
Lexusgs430:


How would 19,000 followers benefit my ministry ?

Imagine 19,000 people giving you N50 offering every Sunday.
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by ellabooz(f): 11:48am On Jul 27, 2015
warranger:
Bush meat don catch the HUNTER.

From the forgoing, who is the bush meat and who is the hunter?

A. Bush meat =EMPLOYER , Hunter=EMPLOYEE
B. Bush meat =EMPLOYEE, Hunter=EMPLOYER
C.Bush meat=ILLITERACY, Hunter=EMPLOYEE




B


Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Nobody: 11:52am On Jul 27, 2015
abnavigator:
This happened on Sunday 27th July, 2015 around 2pm when I was going for my ICAN classes in Maryland, Lagos.

I couldn't help but notice this repeated vacancy post on the walls as I went. So, I decided to stop and have a closer look at the post out of curiosity.

The caption was "NEW RECRUITMENT". What took me aback was not only the manner in which the so called vacancy was posted, but the laughable grammatic errors (pls bear with me I could barely underline them in RED) and rediculous pay.

COMPANY spelt as COMPAY...(com pay watin na?)
RECUITING spelt as REQUITING. . .(requiting ke grin)
SECRETARY spelt as SAECRETARY. . . (Chai cheesy)
CORPER spelt as COPPER . . . (No be only copper Na wire cheesy grin)

Please Nairalanders, don't fall for such cheap scam.


OP you made your own spelling errors.

RECRUITING SPELT AS RECUITING
RIDICULOUS SPELT AS REDICULOUS

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Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Chigold101(m): 11:56am On Jul 27, 2015
adamilen:
These people will never quit trying to collect money from innocent job seekers. I don't know which company will be broadcasting their salary for the whole world to see. If a company can pay this much, they should be expecting not less than 1,000 applicants for the interview.

Unfortunately, many will still fall for this load of crap....SMH.
I don't think these people collect money from applicants but what I think this is, is all this marketing people. Those that move about with motor that do all kinds of weird things...
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by chichinastic(f): 12:03pm On Jul 27, 2015
That's the handwork of Network marketing company(GNLD). I dealt with one in Abuja, collected his supplements and file filled with their registration form. Lolz!
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Thelmerh(f): 12:07pm On Jul 27, 2015
OKOCHA1:
Lol wat abt prodcing. grin 8 shocked
I tot I was d only one dat saw dat
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Lexusgs430: 12:11pm On Jul 27, 2015
tweetobyte:


Imagine 19,000 people giving you N50 offering every Sunday.

Simple reason everybody wants to be a Pastor, General Overseer, Mummy and Daddy in the Lord !!!!

NB: Minus me
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by smoothpapuzy(m): 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2015
Bsc and above.
Means if you like have a PhD, Na still 75k you go collect
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by oyoyome: 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2015
Lagos na husly ground. Man must survive
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Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by sped1oro(m): 12:19pm On Jul 27, 2015
A lot of these scams abound everywhere, i was surprised these fraudsters had the gut to come in into our close and paste job vacancy promising heavens on earth to applicants. There is serious poverty in this country
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by IamUdo(m): 12:21pm On Jul 27, 2015
And some mumu go fall muggy for this.
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jul 27, 2015
Lexusgs430:


Simple reason everybody wants to be a Pastor, General Overseer, Mummy and Daddy in the Lord !!!!

NB: Minus me

Minus you? Make I hear word jor
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jul 27, 2015
tweetobyte:
Lol.. They are at it again

Scam free! Twitter account with 19,000 active Nigerian followers for sale. Price: N15,000 (Negotiable) Interested buyers should contact 08080356868 for a quick deal.

4k
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by KillaBeans(m): 12:31pm On Jul 27, 2015
@op no spoil business for me o. Na Monday b dis o
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Progress2468(m): 12:32pm On Jul 27, 2015
O LEVEL Instead of QUALIFICATIONS ......N.a. wah
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 27, 2015
himkers:


4k

Bro me and you don get problem before? 4k isn't fair enough na. If you're really serious on buying, call 08080356868 let's negotiate properly.
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by adwem2003(m): 12:47pm On Jul 27, 2015
You sef made mistake. It is recruiting not recuiting.
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by nomoless: 12:50pm On Jul 27, 2015
[quote author=ifysimple post=36320494]GNLD touts cheesy[/quote very correct]
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Lovechyld101(m): 1:03pm On Jul 27, 2015
It could be Typo error !!
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Lexusgs430: 1:07pm On Jul 27, 2015
tweetobyte:


Minus you? Make I hear word jor

You be MOG?
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Deejay1000(m): 1:12pm On Jul 27, 2015
[quote author=ganasy post=36320576][/quote] Op na 2dae be 27th o. cry
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by 8ssietics(m): 1:15pm On Jul 27, 2015
tweetobyte:
Lol.. They are at it again

Scam free! Twitter account with 19,000 active Nigerian followers for sale. Price: N15,000 (Negotiable) Interested buyers should contact 08080356868 for a quick deal.
How will that feed the average Nigerian?
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by OLUWAFUNMISE(f): 1:18pm On Jul 27, 2015
GOD WILL SAVE US grin grin grin grin
Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by Caution30: 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2015
MAN MUST WAK!

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