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Teacher And Kids. . .lol by 175(m): 5:26am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds . . . _______________________________ . . . TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' . . . . _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... ____________________________ . . . TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ . . . TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ . . . TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher . . . Lalasticalala 1 Like |
Re: Teacher And Kids. . .lol by 175(m): 7:09am On Jul 28, 2015 |
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one
night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his
movies, he rushes over to
him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not
the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it
was the Japanese ".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
same ," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives
Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic,
my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies,
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg,
Carlsberg, you're all the
same." 2 Likes |
Re: Teacher And Kids. . .lol by Nobody: 10:10am On Jul 28, 2015 |
hahaha. Cool beans |
Re: Teacher And Kids. . .lol by 175(m): 11:04am On Jul 28, 2015 |
ABEG WHO GET SENSE PASS?
PASTOR OR PAPA?
When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us
to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our
pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people
from poverty.
Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said: "Mr
Okonkwo, God is set to bless you."
My mum jumped up and shouted excitedly;
"Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too.
The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad's
head and prayed for him.
As our pastor turned to climb the altar, the spirit of God
told him something.
He stopped, looked at my dad and said:
"Mr Okonkwo, did you buy a new car last week?"
"Yes sir," my dad responded with much surprise on his
face.
Then our pastor said:
"God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my
life."
I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the pastor,
he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key
and gave to our pastor.
"Chai,,,, Chineeekeeee...," I thought within me, the joy
accompanying owning a car evaporating from my mind!
After about five minutes, my dad stood up, went outside
the church, he didn't even wait till the end of the service.
I could see him taking Okada going home.
"He must be very worried," I reasoned in utter fear and
confusion.
After a while he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of
his car and drove the car back home.
I was so stunned at what I was seeing.
So, when I asked him why he acted that way he said:
"Son, use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and
NOT the CAR."
Ohhh... Na true...
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but
ourselves can free our minds!" ~ Bob Marley 1 Like |
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